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Leather Sleep Sack

April 30, 2005 on 5:12 pm | In Clothes & Apparel | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

This auction is for one soft premium cowhide leather body bag. The seller stocks all sizes so you are not limited to the size listed. Full hood with removable mouth and eye pieces and suspension straps included. This bag has new velcro chest flaps AND a new rear access zipper.
View Leather Sleep Sack Auction Final Bid $222.50

Violet Ray Body Probes

April 30, 2005 on 5:08 pm | In Medical | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

Well I can’t work out what the heck this is supposed to be used for, so I’m hoping you guys can let me know. There seems to be some nasty looking tools in this box, and I can’t work out where exactly you are supposed to probe your body.
View Violet Ray Body Probes Auction Final Bid $329.99

Pimp Outfit

April 30, 2005 on 4:49 pm | In Clothes & Apparel | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

This pimp outfit has changed the sellers life beyond recognition. When the seller graced the outfit he was a playaaa a true ladies man a mans man dammit, he got to do things that would make the play boy forum writers blush. (Thanks Chaz)
View Pimp Outfit Auction Final Bid $0.00

Virgin Mary Root

April 30, 2005 on 4:37 pm | In Holy | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

This seller had lost his job and his marriage was not going so well and finally his cat had died. Whilst wandering around his yard he found this piece of wood right in the middle. Since then he has a new cat, his wife back and a new job. (Thanks Todd)
View Virgin Mary Root Auction Final Bid $3.75

Translater Wanted Please

April 30, 2005 on 2:06 pm | In Advertising | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

I think this auction is offering some form of advertising, but for the life of me I can’t understand her description. Whats weirder is the email they sent me for their auction was written in the same language. So for those of you who are clever feel free to enlighten me. (Thanks MJ)
View Translater Wanted Please Auction Final Bid $0.00

Testicle Adoption

April 29, 2005 on 7:50 pm | In Human | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

The sellers tells us that we are bidding on the adoption of his testicles. The seller wants you to adopt his testicles and in return you will receive a certificate of both testes, a mould for your mantlepiece and the ability to name them both. (Thanks Matt)
View Testicle Adoption Auction Removed By eBay

The Pan That May

April 29, 2005 on 7:43 pm | In Holy | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

This pan made an Omlette that looked like Charlton Heston once, and also a corned beef hash where the seller could distinctly see an image of Oliver Reed. Now these 2 legends have both been stars of Biblical films and he’s sure it’s just a matter of time before the Virgin Mary appears.
View The Pan That May Auction Final Bid $22.50

Mobile Chains

April 29, 2005 on 7:40 pm | In Misc | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

If you think that your fashion sense is trendy, then you just have to get yourself one of these. These cellchainz are great for boys or girls to add that finishing touch to your mobile phone, be the envy of your friends and make new ones every day. Yeah right.
View Mobile Chains Auction Final Bid $0.00

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