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Jesus In Carpet

May 31, 2005 on 9:14 am | In Holy | 1 Comment | Send 2 Friend |

Incredible! the seller removed some old carpet at his cottage this past weekend and this image was found on the underside of a small section of the carpet. The square of carpet measures 6 inches high by almost 5 inches across and bears the face of Jesus Christ.
View Jesus In Carpet Auction Final Bid $16.59

Big Boobs Sold

May 31, 2005 on 9:10 am | In Advertising | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

I travel the United States on a weekly basis and am available to promote your Company or Event. My current travel schedule for the next two weeks puts me in the following cities: Chicago, New York, Philly, Boston, Los Angeles, Detroit, Miami and Las Vegas. SOLD.
View Big Boobs Sold Auction Final Bid $10,100.00

Bigger Things

May 31, 2005 on 9:10 am | In Dolls & Figures | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

When the seller bought this item in Zanti she was told to pray to it and it would bring her bigger things. It is supposed to be a god, her partner has been praying to it every night for years, but bless him he’s given up now. I wonder if it worked for her.
View Bigger Things Auction Final Bid $0.00

Chewbacca Wood

May 31, 2005 on 9:08 am | In Supernatural | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

The whole thing is totally natural there has been no carving or even sanding. Even the black parts of his eyes, nose and mouth are natural and real. The only thing the seller has done is give the wood a coat of Tung Oil to keep it in great condition.
View Chewbacca Wood Auction Final Bid $0.00

Genuine Counterfeit Mini

May 31, 2005 on 9:06 am | In Mechanical | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

Imagine the respectful looks you will earn from the jealous drivers of mundane transport as you drive by in this pimp sick ride. Ownership of this amazing vehicle will elevate your social stature, enhance your value as a person, and increase your sexual desirability.
View Genuine Counterfeit Mini Auction Final Bid $0.00

Jesus Pill

May 30, 2005 on 9:17 am | In Holy | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

The seller found this pill whilst walking with her dog near a church. At first she thought it was a piece of candy but when she picked it up she realised that it was something else. She thought about popping this pill but didn’t feel worth to have Jesus inside.
View Jesus Pill Auction Removed By eBay

Ex’s Stuff

May 30, 2005 on 9:16 am | In Misc | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

The seller & his ex dated for a day short of a year. That’s when she decided she wanted to “see other people”. So now here he is, stuck with a year’s worth of collected junk from a previous relationship. He’s been throwing stuff away and keeps finding more.
View Ex’s Stuff Auction Removed By eBay

Dinner Guest

May 30, 2005 on 9:10 am | In Human | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

For the last 7 years I have been going to my in-laws house for an excellent Thanksgiving dinner. My wife and I have recently divorced and because my own family lives far away, I have 4 months to find another place to spend my Holiday. Maybe at your house.
View Dinner Guest Auction Final Bid $4.90