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PBJ Franken-Sandwich

July 30, 2005 on 4:06 pm | In Food | 1 Comment | Send 2 Friend |

On this day, the PBJ Franken-Sandwich was born out of love and desperation. I awoke to face another day of work. I went to the kitchen to make my lunch for the day, not knowing what lay ahead. Thank you for your time and interest in my sandwich.
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Adult Mermaid

July 30, 2005 on 4:03 pm | In Dolls & Figures | 2 Comments | Send 2 Friend |

Mermaids are mythical creatures that have captured mans’ facination and shared with ship mates through the stories they told of the sea voyages. A perfect gift for the captain of Cruise ship, Yacht or fishing boat with a sense of humor. And you thought mermaids were sexy.
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Skeleton Found In Basement

July 30, 2005 on 3:56 pm | In Human | 2 Comments | Send 2 Friend |

Recently I bought and old fixer upper home. Nice quiet small town community with no crime, pleasant summers on the front porch to sip lemon-aid. I didn’t mind fixing this old home in almost total disrepair. After remodeling the entire house I decided to go into the basement.
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Sexy Letter

July 30, 2005 on 3:50 pm | In Misc | 13 Comments | Send 2 Friend |

This letter is the actual letter that I wrote to my fiance the night before he walked out, and I was never to see him again. In fact I doubt most men out there are mature enough to handle the emotions and thoughts of a 22 year old woman deeply enraged with passion.
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Virgin Mary Moth

July 30, 2005 on 3:42 pm | In Animals | 4 Comments | Send 2 Friend |

A moth was found walking in the pool at Hampton Inn, London. When I pulled it out and placed it on a bush to dry out I noticed a strange pattern on its wings. After finishing in the pool I noticed that it was still there, sorry to say dead but the pattern on its wings caught my eye.
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Horny Toad

July 30, 2005 on 3:34 pm | In Dolls & Figures | 6 Comments | Send 2 Friend |

My dogs aren’t safe, my chickens aren’t safe and my wife ain’t safe. I caught this little guy peeking in on her in the shower and he was more than happy to offer her a hand to soap off. Help me rid my house of this horny toad.
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Compliments For 1 Week

July 30, 2005 on 3:11 pm | In Human | 3 Comments | Send 2 Friend |

I will call you personally and give you a different compliment everyday. The great thing about this is, everybody loves compliments. You can take them anywhere, and they’re yours forever. They also make you feel good, boost your confidence and give you a positive outlook on life.
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Adolf Hitler Original Painting

July 29, 2005 on 6:33 pm | In Art & Photos | 1 Comment | Send 2 Friend |

Up for auction is an authentic painting by Adolf Hitler. This was purchased in 1988 from a military auction house. This painting comes with original documentation, including a letter from the president of the auction house stating “Charles Hamilton’s approval of Adolf Hitler’s painting.
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