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My Wife Left Me!!

August 30, 2005 on 6:42 pm | In Mystery | 4 Comments | Send 2 Friend |

My wife has decided that she is leaving me for another guy so I have decided to make sure her stuff leaves too! That’s less for her to get later. Besides since she figures that she is getting half the stuff I figured I might as well make sure she gets half of nothing.
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Bizarre Head Sculpture

August 30, 2005 on 6:33 pm | In Dolls & Figures | 6 Comments | Send 2 Friend |

Here is a piece of original “One of a Kind” fired Clay sculpture my son made in high school at 17 years old. It is a self portrait of himself after being hit by a Cadillac. He never was hit by a car but this is his imagination at work.
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Advertise On Me!!!

August 30, 2005 on 6:06 pm | In Advertising, Human | 33 Comments | Send 2 Friend |

There is no nice way for me to say this… I’m fat. I haven’t always been fat. Oh no. In fact I used to be quite thin. I didn’t start gaining weight until I was about 19. I was married, had a baby, got divorced and started adding the pounds.
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Mickey Mouse Jelly Bean

August 30, 2005 on 5:28 pm | In Food | 7 Comments | Send 2 Friend |

I bought a bag of jelly beans at Wal-Mart and several days later, I decided to eat some. Imagine my surprise when I pulled out a black jelly bean. It looks as if 3 jelly beans got stuck together in the process and it looks like Mickey Mouse’s head. I just didn’t have the heart to eat it.
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Send Your Message To The Arctic

August 30, 2005 on 5:22 pm | In Advertising | 5 Comments | Send 2 Friend |

My Uncle is a scientist and will be making a trip To Antarctica for research purposes. While there he has agreed to take an item with him which he will freeze in a block of ice and then send it sailing in the Arctic Ocean.You are purchasing a photo of your item encased in ice.
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Travelling Nocona Boots

August 30, 2005 on 4:54 pm | In Misc | 1 Comment | Send 2 Friend |

Well folks Harry, My beloved buddy and mentor is really leaving me. I never dreamed this day would ever come! He said he no longer likes the way I photograph him! I know Harry is very photogenic & we think his photos are fine. He disagrees and wants to travel and move on.
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Penis Shaped Cheese Curl With Scrotum

August 29, 2005 on 2:39 pm | In Food | 7 Comments | Send 2 Friend |

Can you just imagine my surprise when I reached into the bag while eating my favorite snack & found this cheese curl which resembles a penis! Still fresh and I have it in a zip log bag for your snacking pleasure.Don’t miss this one!
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A Rare Cleansed Soul

August 29, 2005 on 2:20 pm | In Holy | 4 Comments | Send 2 Friend |

This soul has been contacted by God.God himself requested this extreme soul be given to an extraordinary person that will have a special place in heaven when their time comes!This soul has been completely cleansed of sins & other tarnishes.
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