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Advertise So I Don’t Slip A Nip

February 28, 2006 on 4:50 pm | In Advertising | 8 Comments | Send 2 Friend |

Hi my name is Samantha and I wanna tell you about my chest. This is my chest. Wanna a closer look? Me too. But what next? You know what you want what you really really want. I ‘ll tell you what you want what you really really want. To put your filthy logo all over my chest.
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Help Me Ditch This Cock Block

February 28, 2006 on 4:50 pm | In Misc | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

Up for auction today is the cock block.An approximately one inch cube wooden block with a little cock on it. Also on the block are the letters W, J, A, O, and a little dove on the reverse side of the cock. But don’t let the peaceful dove fool you. I’ve had enough of this cock block.
View Help Me Ditch This Cock Block Auction Final Bid $10.50

Monkey President

February 28, 2006 on 4:49 pm | In Misc | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

While stumbling across the internet one day I found some rather peculiar and strange information on our President. At the time of course I didn’t know it was strange. I was just downloading pictures of him to scare little kids with. Now I’m going to show you what I’ve learned.
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Mystery X-ray Face

February 28, 2006 on 4:48 pm | In Misc | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

I was looking at my MRI x-rays from when I tore my ACL and was shocked to see a face looking back at me. The face is clearly there but I don’t know what to make of it. One of my friends said it looks like Jesus under a shroud and another said it looked like Satan.
View Mystery X-ray Face Auction Final Bid $1.04

Slightly Burnt King Kong Watch

February 28, 2006 on 4:48 pm | In Misc | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

Once in a lifetime bargain. A near new King Kong watch original series slightly burnt may not work to full capabilities. Are you missing that one elusive slightly burnt watch in your King Kong collection or even your watch collection perhaps even a trinket collection?
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I Hate These Christmas Lights

February 28, 2006 on 4:47 pm | In Misc | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

Ok, that’s it I am sick of these stupid Christmas lights. I was actually going to keep these and use them next year but screw it.Now I will offer it to you. Maybe you can get some use out of them because I am about to set them ablaze. Believe it or not I am offering free shipping.
View I Hate These Christmas Lights Auction Final Bid $18.50

GI Dough Joins The Army

February 28, 2006 on 4:47 pm | In Misc | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

The Pillsbury doughboy was really rolling in the dough at his job but he was tired of sitting on his buns and kneaded to go where the action was. So he traded in his chef’s hat for an army uniform. Let me introduce to you GI-Dough. You won’t catch GI Dough loafing around.
View GI Dough Joins The Army Auction Final Bid $27.80

I’m A Crazy Millionaire

February 27, 2006 on 5:58 pm | In Mystery | 16 Comments | Send 2 Friend |

Many people would say so but that’s actually my aim. This is going to be the craziest and the most expensive mystery item ever. In the history of eBay. This is an opportunity that comes once in life and twice if you carry a lucky clover leaf in your pocket.
View I’m A Crazy Millionaire Auction Final Bid $5205.00