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Haunted Graveyard Tape And Photos

March 31, 2006 on 3:43 pm | In Supernatural | 6 Comments | Send 2 Friend |

We had heard about people capturing the voices of the dead by placing tape recorders in graveyards. Having a strong interest in the afterlife, we decided we would try it. Read our haunted story, look at the amazing pictures and listen to some of the tape and decide.
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Is This Chucky’s Little Sister

March 31, 2006 on 3:43 pm | In Dolls & Figures | 1 Comment | Send 2 Friend |

I really don’t know. My dear husband buys this stuff at auctions and then I, being the good wife list them on eBay. He of course is hoping to make big money on something someday. Trying to find a category to list some of the stuff he brings home is a nightmare.
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Magical Vagina Pear

March 31, 2006 on 3:42 pm | In Food | 7 Comments | Send 2 Friend |

I found this specimen at my local supermarket and within minutes my loins burned with their new found sexiness. I went home, strapped on my favorite pair of red jeans, and for almost two years enjoyed the benefits of super sexiness only a piece of dried fruit can provide.
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Breast Shaped Bubble Gum

March 31, 2006 on 3:42 pm | In Food | 1 Comment | Send 2 Friend |

I recently bought a bag of about 30 individually wrapped Double Bubble gum balls from the local dollar store. I kept the bag of gum balls in my car for a few days grabbing one or two every now and then. As it happened I had to go to my tax accountant’s office.
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Haunted Insane Asylum Papers

March 31, 2006 on 3:41 pm | In Misc | 2 Comments | Send 2 Friend |

In 1994 Central State Mental Hospital closed its doors forever in Indianapolis, Indiana. After many years of suspected patient abuse. Many patients have died there behind the walls and cast iron fences surrounding this hospital. This facility was open for 146 years.
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A Dingo Ate My Baby

March 31, 2006 on 3:41 pm | In Misc | 10 Comments | Send 2 Friend |

This tragedy took place in the outskirts of the outback. This six year old girl was playing in the Dingo Fields. The mates were rustling kangaroo in a nearby area, mostly drunk, and were too late. The dingo had his way with the little girl, and later with one of the drunk mates.
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Wanna Screw

March 31, 2006 on 3:41 pm | In Misc | 3 Comments | Send 2 Friend |

Who wants this short screw? If everyone can sell thier nuts, nipples, and bush I surely can sell a screw. It’s small and very short. Youu can screw for seconds. Just remember it’s not the size of the screw that matters. I promise it will be the best short screw you ever bought.
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Dead Grandma’s Pillow

March 30, 2006 on 5:06 pm | In Ebegging | 5 Comments | Send 2 Friend |

You are bidding on a pillow and pillowcase used by my grandmother in her final days. She recently passed and her last wish was that her family have a long and prosperous life. The case has been washed and is sterile. The money made will be given to the grieving family.
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