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My Wallet And Contents

May 31, 2006 on 2:23 pm | In Clothes & Apparel | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

This is a wallet I made from a Fed Ex envelope. Nearly every time I pay for anything the cashier asks me where I got this wallet. I usually just say I had it shipped in from Cleveland. The winning bidder has to promise not to try to steal my identity. You get the wallet and the contents.
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Xenu The God Of Scientology

May 31, 2006 on 2:23 pm | In Misc | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

This is Xenu the ruler of a Galactic Confederacy. He is also the god of Scientology and godfather to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ child. Xenu was the only person allowed to watch the silent, Scientology approved birth of the Tomkitten. This is the real Xenu and is not a replica.
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I’ll Cheer For Your Team

May 31, 2006 on 2:23 pm | In Misc | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

I have a problem. As a Canadian that never grew up following football and considering that our country sucks at it and isn’t in the world cup I don’t know who to cheer for. Are you a German fan that would rather pour out your beer than have someone else cheer for Italy?
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Crazy Mom’s Weird Stuff

May 31, 2006 on 2:23 pm | In Misc | 2 Comments | Send 2 Friend |

All my life I watched my Mom horde a bunch of crappy junk that nobody in their right mind would want to keep. It took me 20 years to convince her to get rid of her collection and she’s agreed to having me list it on Ebay instead of throwing it away like a sane individual would.
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Real Ugly Clowns

May 31, 2006 on 2:22 pm | In Misc | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

I never had a fear of clowns until I found this pair at a yard sale. They are just about the ugliest things I have ever seen. Obviously beauty is in the eye of the beholder. When I went to pay for them the mother and sister of the previous owner were shocked that they were for sale.
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The Moses Cheeto

May 31, 2006 on 2:22 pm | In Food | 2 Comments | Send 2 Friend |

This auction is for the unique Moses Cheeto. It was found in a bag of crunchy Cheetos on May 22, 2006 and is in perfect condition. The long bearded Moses is either carrying the Ten Commandments on his shoulders or a staff. He also wears a long cloak that drags.
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Historic Lincoln Home Momento

May 31, 2006 on 2:22 pm | In Misc | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

This auction is for a container full of small rocks from outside the Lincoln home in Springfield, Illinois. The Lincoln family bought the house in 1844 and lived in it for many years. Now we really have a hard to find item here. Actual rocks from the Lincoln home.
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Marry a Great Guy

May 30, 2006 on 3:27 pm | In Human | 16 Comments | Send 2 Friend |

This is an auction to be my wife. It sounds strange but people sell everything else on here so I figured I’d try. I am 49, divorced, with two children, and two grandchildren. I am hard working, loving, kind, funny, and an overall good guy. I am tired of being by myself.
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