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Skull Of The Marquis De Sade

June 30, 2006 on 3:45 pm | In Human | 3 Comments | Send 2 Friend |

This is the skull of the Marquis de Sade as preserved by phrenologists that wanted to study the bumps on his head in an attempt to determine the cause of his depravity. The skull comes with all documentation including a document of provenance and the newspaper article.
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God Stricken Popcorn

June 30, 2006 on 3:45 pm | In Food | 2 Comments | Send 2 Friend |

This is an authentic popcorn kernel that contains weird markings all over its surface. I first noticed the weird markings on the kernel while I was pouring some popcorn in separate bowls for my kids before we began watching a movie. I thought they looked like Egyptian Hieroglyphics.
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Golden Palace Casino Toast

June 30, 2006 on 3:43 pm | In Food | Comments Off | Send 2 Friend |

One morning I was eating breakfast and I put some bread in the toaster. When it popped out of the toaster I was shocked and amazed that it looked exactly like the GoldenPalace logo. The image is actually burnt on the bread. Could this be the most expensive toast sold on Ebay?
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Mongol Rally Advertisement

June 30, 2006 on 3:43 pm | In Advertising | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

On 22nd July we will be taking a VW Polo on an 8000 mile trip to Mongolia. We are trying to raise as much money as possible and are offering you the unique opportunity to buy the space on our car’s bonnet. We have already had the car featured in two newspapers.
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Suit Of Armor

June 30, 2006 on 3:43 pm | In Misc | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

How much would you pay for a traditional old style suit of armour? These suits of armour are old fashioned and you would be laughed at if you went to a night club wearing it. The coolest way to protect yourself from hordes of French devils is to have an up-to-date suit of armour.
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Buy Yourself More Time

June 30, 2006 on 3:43 pm | In Misc | 1 Comment | Send 2 Friend |

Time is not only a function of space, but the fourth spatial dimension, and relativistically speaking the backbone of gravitation. All of this is included at no additional cost to the bidder. No gravitational forces nor the so called space time as such is guaranteed in this auction.
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Stolen Sidekick

June 30, 2006 on 3:42 pm | In Misc | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

The Sidekick from the StolenSidekick Saga. What was once owned by my friend Ivanna and then in the possession of Sasha, then NYPD, and now back in our hands. Soon to be in your hands. This is the actual Sidekick from the story and will be the one that gets shipped to you.
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Evil Doll That Gives Nightmares

June 29, 2006 on 3:00 pm | In Dolls & Figures | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

It all started with my sister. She decided that she had to date a loser who was literally twice her age, jobless, and pretty much homeless. He was abusive, jealous, petty, and old. Every nine and a half days she would get into fight with him. It didn’t matter what the topic was.
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