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I’ll Do Anything Humanly Possible

January 31, 2007 on 8:35 pm | In Misc | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

The winner of this auction gets my service to do anything in the world. If there are expenses invloved they will have to be covered as well. I am a very well bodied, well educated man who can do many things. So let me reiterate that the winner has my services for one task.
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Mutated Stone Crab Claw

January 31, 2007 on 8:35 pm | In Misc | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

This stone craw claw was found in the waters off Key West. The local fish house goes through thousands of stone crabs and a find like this one is 1 in a 100,000 (per the fish house). You won’t find anything else like this. Coral measures approx. 6″ at base x 5 1/2″ in height.
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Shrivelled Dry Toad

January 31, 2007 on 8:35 pm | In Misc | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

Our little toad is compressed into a tidy twoinch puck. He is the ordinary kind one sees all the time. His hands clasp expressively at his chest. Now here we are folks the idea for someone that you have always wanted to sens a yukky gift to. I’m sure they would never forget.
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Group Of Damaged Human Prosthetic Glass Eyes

January 31, 2007 on 8:34 pm | In Misc | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

Ladys and Gentleman. Here again I present you some antique German china doll pieces that are dug all out of the ground in Thuringia Germany in the near of different old doll factories. The most of the old doll factorys today are in ruins now. All glass pieces are guaranteed antique.
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Melted Cock-a-Cola Bottle

January 31, 2007 on 8:34 pm | In Misc | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

Well it’s a bottle that’s melted into a shape that I just cannot put my finger on. Approximately six inches in length and very hard. Totally washable by hand. Does not have a cap. This would make an ideal gift. I wonder who the ideal person is that would want this for a gift.
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1950’s Mating Ritual Novelty Coin

January 31, 2007 on 8:33 pm | In Misc | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

The front says “I am the silent type. Any chance to crawl into the sack with you tonight? Please see other side.” The back says”If so, keep this token. If not, please return it. I’m not as good as I once was, but I am as good once as I ever was. P.S. You don’t have to say yes. Just smile.”
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World’s Smallest Pickle Maybe

January 31, 2007 on 8:33 pm | In Misc | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

So here you have it. I think it is the smallest pickle I have ever seen. I was opening a jar of my favorite claussens and I could not believe this little thing in the jar with all those big pickles. I didn’t have the heart to eat him so I figured what the heck put it on ebay.
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Jennifer Lopez’s Straw With Lipstick

January 30, 2007 on 7:53 pm | In Misc | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

On the night of January 24th Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony hosted an evening where her recent musical production in front of a select group of media representatives. During the event they managed to acquire the straw that was being used by Jennifer Lopez.
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