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Running Man Ballet Dancer Carrot

August 31, 2007 on 3:08 pm | In Food | Comments Off | Send 2 Friend |

Running man carrot or maybe ballet dancer carrot. I have no idea how well carrots ship because I’ve never mailed one. But he is soaking in ice water now to maintain hydration. Carrot will be shipped in damp paper towel to preserve freshness. Carrot is seven inches tall and seven inches wide.
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Best Thing Since The Giant Red Paper Clip

August 31, 2007 on 1:35 pm | In Misc | Comments Off | Send 2 Friend |

You remember the guy with the giant red paper clip right? Well here is your once in a lifetime opportunity to own his cousin the giant red clothespin. I found this a few years ago and when I saw it I knew the treasure in my hands. This was my chance at a free house or a great vacation or something wonderful.
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Haunted Spice Bottle

August 31, 2007 on 1:34 pm | In Misc | Comments Off | Send 2 Friend |

It is a old and very strange looking Bottle because I found it as it is with a old wood screw on top and a “Fennel” label that looks like someone tried to scratch it off. I found this out. People considered fennel to be a “magic plant” during the Middle Ages.
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Nookie Cookie

August 31, 2007 on 1:33 pm | In Misc | Comments Off | Send 2 Friend |

These copulating critters were discovered in a bag of animal crackers by my 65-year-old mother. Something to which no child, the usual consumers of such snacks, should be exposed. This is not two cookies glued together, but were baked together while in the midst of passion.
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Crazy Woman Lists Weird Auction To Win Bet

August 31, 2007 on 1:33 pm | In Misc | Comments Off | Send 2 Friend |

I’m Anyanka the crazy woman and I have been assigned as your guide into madness. What is madness? Well, according to American Heritage Dictionary it is: The quality or condition of being insane. Great folly: It was sheer madness to attempt the drive during a blizzard.
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Amazing Passage From The Bible

August 31, 2007 on 1:33 pm | In Misc | Comments Off | Send 2 Friend |

If you or someone you know has cancer this amazing passage from the bible could be the cure. I have done this and now I am cancer free. You have full resale rights. Give this away or sell it. I am in no way a doctor or saying this is a cure. I did have a big tumor on my back and one on my foot and both are gone.
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Cheating Girlfriends Diary 07

August 30, 2007 on 2:01 pm | In Misc | Comments Off | Send 2 Friend |

We have been together for over five years. All of a sudden you decide to use my brother as a lolloypop. I have been through some pretty crude things in my life but this is the most embarassing thing ever. It’s over and don’t call or come over again. Your crap will be dropped off at your lovers house.
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Burn Yankees Jacket

August 30, 2007 on 2:00 pm | In Clothes & Apparel | Comments Off | Send 2 Friend |

If you win you will get nice,freshly washed New York Yankees starter collection jacket. It is a size large. You help save the jacket and don’t let the Redsux win. If you are a Redsux and win you get a video of it burning on a famous website.
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