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My Belly Button Lint

March 31, 2008 on 3:12 am | In Misc | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

I have been saving this for two weeks to be able to list this on e-bay. I am adding to the lint ball daily and will till I ship it to you. I am a hard working sweaty construction worker and I have saved a ball of my belly button lint just for you.
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Heart Shaped Pretzel

March 31, 2008 on 3:12 am | In Food | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

You are bidding on a coupon that can be used to redeem this food look alike of a heart shaped pretzel that is obviously to me a good omen of love and loving stuff. I opened the bag of Rold Gold and behold. This pretzel is not meant for human consumption.
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Cursed Hat

March 31, 2008 on 3:11 am | In Clothes & Apparel | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

Become the owner of a cursed hat.This hat was worn once on my wedding day.That marriage ended in divorce.So you can say that the hat is cursed.Want to get even with someone? Send them this hat.Don’t believe in superstitions and want to prove it?
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Lobster Shaped Cheeto

March 31, 2008 on 3:11 am | In Misc | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

This is a rare one of kind Lobster shaped cheeto. Do not wait as this item could go fast. Yes, it could go fast but that is not likely since this is really not a rarity at all. I’ll almost guarantee that many of you have seen Cheetos like this one.
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Image Of Jesus On Toast

March 31, 2008 on 3:10 am | In Misc | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

This auction is for a piece of wheat bread that has been toasted. My brother was planning on eating it for breakfast when we noticed the striking similarity on one side. Being that the image is on a piece of toast, it is obviously a perishable item.
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Mike’s Lemonade With Defective Cap

March 31, 2008 on 3:10 am | In Misc | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

Bottle and defective cap that was purchased last weekend at the local beer mart. Along with eleven other bottles in the twelve pack. This one did not line up properly with the cap machine and therefore it got “half smashed on”.
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I Hated The Corps

March 31, 2008 on 3:09 am | In Misc | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

I joined on my eighteenth birthday. The Corps needed fresh recruits for Vietnam and I needed their promise to make me a man. So we eloped. I traded high school for Boot Camp and ran off to become a United States Marine.
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Bran Flake Abe Lincoln

March 30, 2008 on 6:42 am | In Misc | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

Now that everyone heard about the famous cornflake. So has my eight year old daughter, so she decided to go through the rasian bran to see what she could find and after about ten minutes she says look I found Honest Abe.She wants to sell a coupon for this bran flake.
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