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My Hairless Pooter

August 31, 2008 on 8:00 pm | In Misc | Comments Off | Send 2 Friend |

My hairless pooter will be sold to the highest bidder. Which would then make it your hairless pooter! Bid now and when you win, you will be the most famous person around as everyone will want to marvel at your Spectaculous Hairless Pooter!
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Mouse Rehabilitation Jars

August 31, 2008 on 8:00 pm | In Misc | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

I will make no bones about it. This item is not haunted or jinx or lucky or otherwise special. They are exactly what they appear to be. A handsome pair of used empty pickle jars. However, they serve quite notably as a rehabilitation center for unwary rodents.
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A Great Text From My New Apple Iphone

August 31, 2008 on 8:00 pm | In Misc | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

This auction is for your pleasure, as well as mine. I will use my new Iphone 3G to send you a text message that is sure to raise your eyebrow. I did this a few years ago when I received my new Motorola Razr phone, and had a great auction with it. What could I say in this text message?
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Popcorn Miracle Looks like a Poodle

August 31, 2008 on 8:00 pm | In Misc | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

I’m reluctant to offer this for sale because of how incredibly amazing it is, but I have some debts that I hope to retire so I figure my loss can be your gain. Offered for sale in this auction is an amazing, one of a kind piece of popcorn that looks exactly like a poodle.
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Male Shaped BB

August 31, 2008 on 8:00 pm | In Misc | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

So there I was, looking at this five thousand pack of airsoft BBs and there I saw something. I looked closer and my eyes lit up. Then I laughed. It took about two hours to finally get that thing out. It was the shape of a male. This must be extremely rare! You can show this to all your friends.
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Ham Shaped Like Virginia

August 31, 2008 on 8:00 pm | In Food | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

This is a piece of ham that looks like the state of Virginia. I noticed it on my plate then I was like wow this is great. This ham will stay in the cold fridge until purchase, and will be in a plastic bag! I guess this is the first auction I have seen with something shaped like a piece of ham.
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Stress

August 31, 2008 on 8:00 pm | In Misc | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

Ever have a clutz for a daughter? One who trips over her own feet and knocks herself out? Well, I do! You know how life can throw you a curve ball. Well, it sure threw her one. My daughter is thirty one years old, not married and in fourth stage breast cancer. She needs help with meds.
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Weird Carrot Needs To Go Potty

August 30, 2008 on 8:00 pm | In Food | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

I was just minding my own snack attack, when I saw this poor creature in dire straights! I had to rescue it’s six inch body from the bunch of ordinary carrots in the crisper, so that no one would mistakenly devour this unique vegetable. If noone saves this carrot it will certainly get eaten.
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