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Save The Bees

September 30, 2008 on 8:00 pm | In Misc | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

I was walking outside minding my own business and I happened to look down next to my shed and there it was the bumblebee dead! Murdered! Don’t they know we are trying to save the bee’s. After closer examination I noticed that something had crawled out of its back from the inside!
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Mickey Mouse Chicken Nugget

September 30, 2008 on 8:00 pm | In Food | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

You are bidding on a one of a kind chicken nugget from McDonalds. This came from the McDonalds in the Orlando Airport on our way home from DisneyWorld. This is the original nugget, nothing was done to make it look this way. Please email me with any questions. Enjoy!
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Bailout Box

September 30, 2008 on 8:00 pm | In Misc | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

This is a cardboard box. Unlike any other I’ve ever sold. I am selling it due to fraudulent activity in my life. The bailout box will not bail you out of jail or bail out your stopped up sink. It will however help you to save a trip to the store for much needed things.
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Farting Angel

September 30, 2008 on 8:00 pm | In Dolls & Figures | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

Hang this cute little farting angel on your tree and watch the fun. Pass by and a motion-sensor will cause her to fart! Then watch as her cheeks turn red with embarassment! She has blonde hair, a halo, white gown and wings. She is very cute.
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Two Troll Fingers

September 30, 2008 on 8:00 pm | In Misc | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

These two bones are the distal phalanx of the Index and second finger from a troll I caught hiding under my bed. I kicked off my gym shoes under the bed as usual. When one bounced back, I got down on all fours and peeked, he had been eating dog food.
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Bison Hair

September 30, 2008 on 8:00 pm | In Misc | 1 Comment | Send 2 Friend |

You are bidding on Bison hair from Yellowstone National Park, free-ranging bison. This hair was collected at great risk of bodily harm. The Bison stands six feet tall at the shoulder and weights two thousand pounds. A tourist was facing criminal charges yesterday for harassment of protected wildlife
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Photos Of My Herb Garden

September 30, 2008 on 8:00 pm | In Art & Photos | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

Here is what I am offering. If you are the winner of this awesome auction, you will receive two photos of my garden via e-mail once a week for the next eight weeks or until harvest. My garden is all organic and legal within state and local guidlines. My wife has several serious medical conditions.
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Buddha Reincarnate Tomato

September 29, 2008 on 8:00 pm | In Food | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

So my sister and I were about to start cooking some yummy fried green tomatoes when we noticed a tomato a little different from the others. And we just couldn’t eat him. As a matter of fact, he’s making me doubt my herbivore ways. So what am I going to do with Buddha reincarnate?
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