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My Friendship

October 12, 2008 on 8:00 pm | In Human | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

Could you use a buddy? You are bidding on exactly that. I have spent the last ten years traveling the world and meeting people. Bartending keeps me moving. Rough gig, I know. I have kept in touch with people I have met all along the way! I speak to people from nearly every state.
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My Dignity

October 11, 2008 on 8:00 pm | In Human | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

Up for bidding is my dignity or what’s left of it anyways. The highest bidder will recieve an authentic award denoting their ownership of my dignity to be completed when the auction ends. This certificate includes your full name the date you won my dignity and my actual signiture.
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I Will Exercise For You So You Don’t Have Too

October 5, 2008 on 8:00 pm | In Human | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

We all know we must eat better, get more sleep, laugh more, and the hardest of all is exercise! Hello…we don’t have time! That will immediately not be a worry for the winning bidder. I am auctioning off one full year of four days per week minimum of exercising.
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Want To Shut Up A Bleeding Heart Liberal?

September 20, 2008 on 8:00 pm | In Human | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

For the right price, I will sew my mouth shut with three silk sutures and keep it shut for a week. That’s right! For seven days straight I will not utter a word. Some lucky conservative has the chance to shut me up so that no one has to listen to my pathetic tree-hugging diatribe.
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I Am Selling Myself

September 10, 2008 on 8:00 pm | In Human | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

I am selling myself. World class gourmet chef with twenty five years in the business will come to your home and prepare a four course edible epiphany for you and up to three guests. I will consult via email to create a special menu just for you. Cost of food not included.
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A Hug

September 9, 2008 on 8:00 pm | In Human | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

This listing is for one hug from me. Will likely include smile and make you feel warm and happy. I listed UPS as the shipping service, but hugs can only be given in person. Happy bidding! I guess this auction would be considered pick up only, if you have to get it in person.
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Selling Myself

September 8, 2008 on 8:00 pm | In Human | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

My name is Jay. I am thirty two and single. I am six foot, one inch tall and two hundred seventy pounds. I am trying to find a good woman and I have had no luck, so I am going to sell myself to the highest bidder. I live in Sherman, Texas. I have a very good job, but I am on the road.
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You Can Buy A Part Of Me

September 7, 2008 on 8:00 pm | In Human | No Comments | Send 2 Friend |

Buy a piece of me for an excellent cause! Superb natural curly hair! I am selling a lock of my hair for children in Marocco. I will be giving out fifty kg of school supply and hygienic products in association of Children Of The Desert And Trophy Toses Des Sables. Please help me!
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