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ADVERTISE ON MY 3RD BREASTYes, you heard right. Full advertising
on my THIRD breast!!
WHAT A GOLDEN ADVERTISING
OPPORTUNITY!!!
I see so many ads for
people offering their chests or back or
foreheads for you to advertise on. That is
becoming so run of the mill now adays. So I am
offering a NEW advertising
opportunity!!!ADVERTISE ON SOMETHING
DIFFERENT like MY 3RD BREAST!!
The pictures show all 3 breasts and I have
pointed out the breast that is being offered for
advertising. If the price gets high enough,
maybe I will offer advertising on ALL 3
breasts!!
SO BID NOW AND BID OFTEN
for this once in a lifetime advertising
opportunity!!
The 3rd breast is being offered strictly for
ADVERTISING purposes and not intended for
consumption in any way!
DON'T FORGET TO ADD THIS AUCTION TO YOUR
WATCH LIST TO SEE WHO WILL WIN FULL ADVERTISING
RIGHTS ON MY 3RD BREAST!!
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to watch this item!
On May-16-05 at 06:42:09 PDT, seller
added the following information:
WOW!!!!!
Only 17 hours into the
auction and it looks like things are beginning
to take off. We currently have 42 watchers and
already 1661 hits. This auction has recieved 3
bids so far and the current high bidder is
"dbergo86". THANKS FOR YOUR BID!!
Don't
forget to add this auction to your watch list,
to see who will win the advertising rights to my
3rd breast.
Click HERE
to watch this item!
On May-17-05 at 18:31:43 PDT, seller
added the following information:
TWO DAYS INTO THE AUCTION and we now have
110 watchers and a huge 4415 hits!. The top bid
belongs to "bizarrebids". Thanks for your
bid!
Lots of time left to place a bid.
DON'T BE CHICKEN!!
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to watch this item!
On May-19-05 at 06:26:07 PDT, seller
added the following information:
Good Morning Everyone.........
Day 4
update..... My 3rd breast now has 143 watchers,
5982 hits and the new high bidder
is......"mrladderman". THANKS FOR YOUR
BID!
My 3rd breast has appeared in the
newspaper and has been on the radio in
Florida......Hope it didn't get too
tanned!
KEEP WATCHING TO SEE WHERE MY 3rd
BREAST ENDS UP! I'm sure we are soon to make the
PULSE
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to watch this item!
On May-20-05 at 14:57:16 PDT, seller
added the following information:
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On May-21-05 at 18:08:50 PDT, seller
added the following information:
Good Evening everyone........
My 3rd
breast has now had 8424 hits and there are 180
Ebayers watching this auction. The current high
bidder is "mrladderman". Thanks for your
bid.
Is everyone afraid to take
mrladderman on?? DON'T BE CHICKEN, you can bid
against him and still have a chance to
win!!
Thanks to all the watchers we are
now on the PULSE under WEIRD items. Let's see if
we can get those watchers up and make it to the
MAIN PULSE!!!
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to watch this item!
On May-23-05 at 14:50:00 PDT, seller
added the following information:
Well after 5 days of being the high bidder
"mrladderman" has cancelled his bid for the
reasons "entered wrong amount"!!
But
guess what?????? He never re-entered any amount
at all????? Don't you just love it when people
play around with your auction like
that!!
Obviously my 3rd breast was too
much for him to handle.
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ARE THOSE CHICKEN
BREASTS??? | |
May-20-05 |
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I'm sorry, but I feel this is unfair to the
other two. All three should be given the chance
of fame and fortune. I think there should be a
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May-19-05 |
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Oh my,
you are right. The injustice of it all. I'm sure
I've made the other 2 feel like ugly
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Just wondering if I could have all 3
breasts? | |
May-18-05 |
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If the
bids get high enough, who knows what could
happen. I guess 3 breasts are better than
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Read about this in the paper. Thought I was
seeing things. 3rd breast?
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May-18-05 |
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That's
great news. Can you tell me what paper that was
in. I'd like to buy a
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Heard about this on the radio this morning
in Florida. Too
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May-18-05 |
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WOO
HOO!!! My breasts got exposure in sunny Florida.
How cool! | |
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