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ZOMG EBAYS FIRST
ROFL WAFFLES!!! |
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Rofl
Waffles |
EBAY'S FIRST ROFL
WAFFLES! |
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Hello let me introduce myself. I am
Zort Zomg the 5th. However, people usually call
me Zomg. I am here to tell you an unbelievable
story. It all started on a wonderful sunny
morning!
I got out of bed. Strechted and
headed for my washroom. I brushed my teeth, took
a quick shower, brushed my teeth again, took
another shower, and did my hair. I headed
downstairs with my suit on ready to go to work.
(I work for TTYL Industries) As I headed
downstairs I found a note on the wall. It
Read:
"Zomg I couldn't make you breakfast
today"
Yes it was most likely a note left by
my wife. Seems like the GTG Police station
needed her early that morning. So anyways...I
headed downstairs, opened the refrigirator, and
took out my vegetables. I am a very healthy
person. I started eating, and this is when it
all began...!!!
SUDDENLY
My refrigirator
door swung open!!! Two Eggo waffles came flying
out and landed right on my plate where I had
finished eating my
vegetables. I immediately ran for my digital
camera thinking I have spoted a UFO and took a
picture of this phenomenon. As I was ready to
throw these waffles in the garbage thus
destroying them, fearing UFO abduction, I
suddenly noticed the Word **ROFL** Was on the
Waffles!
WHAT COULD THIS
MEAN!?!?!? I was shocked!
MY LAST
TWO EGGO WAFFLES HAVE BEEN
ROFFLED!
I couldn't
stay home for long as I was already late for
work at the TTYL industries. I headed out
quickly, got in my WTF tank and headed off to
work. |
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When I returned home, I couldnt
find the Waffles! THEY WERE GONE! Omg wtf! I
quickly ran upstairs and I couldnt believe what
I saw!! There they were, driving around in a toy
car. Luckily I had my camera and captured a
quick shot. They were going at REALLY High
speeds so it was very hard for me to capture
this but luckily I did it using my top of the
line BRB camera.
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SO HERE I AM ON EBAY LISTING THESE
ROFL WAFFLES TO GIVE **YOU** THE
CHANCE TO OWN THEM!
CURRENTLY THEY
ARE IN SOME SORT OF MEETING AND HAVE LOCKED
THEMSELVES IN MY ZOMG CLOSET BUT I WILL UPDATE
YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE WITH ANY INFORMATION I
GET!
Please note the
Toy car does not come with the auction. It seems
to have evaporated to the planet "bbq ".
WATCH THIS
AUCTION!!
Show
these extraordinary ROFL WAFFLES to the
world! |
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DONT MISS THIS CHANCE to own your own
pair of ROFLED WAFFLES!
Please also note these Rofled Waffles are
not to be eaten. For they have been Roffled!
They are strictly suvenire Items. YOUR VERY OWN
PAIR OF ROFLED WAFFLES!
You may pay with Paypal or Money
Order.
Please contact me for other payment
methods. |
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~!~!~UPDATE~!~!~
JUST WHEN I
THOUGHT EVERYTHING WAS OK!!!
This is
unbelievable!!!!!
I mean
seriously ZOMG WTF?! I came back from work, and it
seemed that the Rofl Waffles were acting good now!
We thought they were trying to make
Peacefullnesssss like B!!! part of teh
FAMILY!
They did everything for us! When we
needed peace and quiet, they respected our
wishes and played
nintendo...
HECK they even helped us by doing the
dishes!!! ZOMG!!!
AND
HERE IS WHEN IT ALL
BEGAN!!!!!!!!
FELLOW EBAYERS! YOU MUST HELP!!!! I CANT
EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT IS
HAPPENNING!!!
WE
FOUND over 8000+ papers scattered ALL OVER THE
HOUSE!!!! unbelievable!!! They read the
following:
WHAT COULD THIS
MEAN!?!?!?!?!
ZOMG WTF ZOMG HELP!!!! I MUST GET RID OF
THESE WAFFLES!!!!!!! THEY ARE PLANNING SOMETHING
ZOMGGGGG
SO THIS WAS THEIR MEETING ALL ALONG!!!!
THEY FOOLED ME INTO THINKING THEY ARE MAKING PEACE
WITH ZE FAMILY!!!!!! ZOMGGG
HELP!!!!! WATCH THIS AUCTION SPREAD ZE
WORD!!! I MUST GET RID OF TEH ROFL
WAFFLES!!!
On 19-Jun-05 at 15:53:02 EDT, seller added
the following information:
JUST A LITTLE
REMINDER.
THIS AUCTION
IS FOR THE ROFL WAFFLES AND THE ROFL WAFFLES
ONLY.
NOTHING ELSE
COMES WITH THEM.
ALSO PLEASE
NOTE BEFORE BIDDING THAT DUE TO TEMPRATURES OF
SHIPPING THE ROFL WAFFLES MAY NOT COME EXACTLY AS
THEY ARE SEEN ON THE PICTURE. THANKS. (FOR
EXAMPLE: THEY MAY BE SOFTER)
On 19-Jun-05 at 17:45:50 EDT, seller added
the following information:
I KNEW
IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT WAS
TRUE!!!!!!
They WERE
planning something all
along!!!
They have
already moved out with their army!!!! I have been
able to determine the planet they are from. It is
called Planet "bbq" !!!
FELLOW EBAYERS I must get rid of them
IMMEDIATELY!!! The army has already moved
OUT!!!
On 19-Jun-05 at 17:50:27 EDT, seller added
the following information:
EBAYERS HELP!!! I JUST WENT
UPSTAIRS TO FIND THAT THEY HAVE TAKEN OVER MY
TELEVISION AND COMPUTER CHAIR!!!
ZOMGGGGGGGG
IF
THIS KEEPS UP I WILL HAVE TO CONTACT MY PERSONAL
MILITARY!
PLEASE GET RID OF
THEM!!!!!
On 19-Jun-05 at 18:44:16 EDT, seller added
the following information:
THE WAR IS
ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!
EBAYERS YOU MUST
GET ME RID OF THESE ROFL WAFFLES!
IT SEEMS AS
THOUGH THEY ARE USING MY TOP OF THE LINE PHONE TO
CONTACT PLANET BBQ FOR
REINFORCMENTS!
I
THINK THEY ARE SPYING ON THIS AUCTION
AND REALIZE IT IS THEIR ULTIMATE WEAKNESS! TO BE
SHIPPED AWAY TO ANOTHER PERSON!!!
MY SATELITE
HOUSE CAMERA WAS ABLE TO CAPTURE A PICTURE OF THEM
CALLING FOR REINFORCEMENTS!!! I WAS NOT ABLE TO
GET CLOSE TO THEM AS THEY HAD A ROFL COPTER ON
GAURD!
THERE IS NOTHING I CAN DO BUT WAIT FOR THE
REMAINING 5 DAYS OF THE AUCTION TO
FINISH!
I
RISK HAVING MY HOUSE DESTROYED BY THESE ROFL
WAFFLES!!!!
I
AM CONTACTING GENERAL BOB OF MY PERSONAL MILITARY
AND THE ARMY WILL SOON BE READY TO KEEP
GAURD!
WISH ME LUCK EBAYERS
WATCH THIS AUCTION AND SPREAD THE WORD! WE
MUST GET RID OF THEM!
On 19-Jun-05 at 20:59:18 EDT, seller added
the following information:
ALL SEEMS TO BE GOING VERY
WELL!
GENERAL BOB
HAS RESPONDED TO MY REQUEST FOR MILITARY
BACKUP AND THE MILITARY IS
HERE!
THEY ARE CURRENTLY
KEEPING GUARD!
FELLOW EBAYERS I DO NOT KNOW THE INTENTIONS
OF THESE ROFL WAFFLES. PLEASE SAVE ME FROM
THEM!!!!
On 19-Jun-05 at 22:16:02 EDT, seller added
the following information:
JUST ANOTHER
REMINDER FOR EVERYONE!!!
THIS AUCTION
IS FOR THE ROFL WAFFLES AND THE ROFL WAFFLES
ONLY.
NOTHING ELSE
COMES WITH THEM.
ALSO PLEASE
NOTE BEFORE BIDDING THAT DUE TO TEMPRATURES OF
SHIPPING THE ROFL WAFFLES MAY NOT COME EXACTLY AS
THEY ARE SEEN ON THE PICTURE. THANKS. (FOR
EXAMPLE: THEY MAY BE SOFTER) I RECCOMEND QUICKLY
THROWING THEM IN THE FREEZER WHEN YOU RECEIVE THEM
TO PRESERVE THESE FIRST EVER EVIL ROFL WAFFLES!!!
(I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE IF DUE TO TEMPRATURES OF
SHIPPING THE ROFL WAFFLES BREAK ALTHOUGH THIS IS
!!!!VERY!!!! UNLIKELY TO
HAPPEN.)
NO CURRENT
UPDATES AT THE MOMENT! THE SITUATION SEEMS TO BE
UNDER CONTROL. BOB'S ARMY IS SAFE
GAURDING ME AND THE ROFL WAFFLES ARE
SOMEWHERE IN THE HOUSE. I CANNOT DETERMINE THEIR
LOCATION AT THE MOMENT.
On 20-Jun-05 at 16:20:12 EDT, seller added
the following information:
I HAVE JUST BEEN NOTIFIED BY GENERAL
BOB THAT OUR SPY SATELITES HAVE PICKED
UP THE "BBQ" ARMY AND HAVE BEEN ABLE TO
CONFIRM THAT THEY ARE MAKING THEIR WAY UP TO
OUT HEADQUARTERS!!!!!
EBAYERS WE MUST DO SOMETHING!!! I MUST BE
READY!!! THE WAR IS ABOUT TO
BEGIN!!!!!!!
On 20-Jun-05 at 16:37:45 EDT, seller added
the following information:
PEOPLE OF EBAY! FOR THEY ARE GETTING
CLOSER!!!!!
WE MUST GET RID OF THEM! WATCH THIS AUCTION
SPREAD THE WORD! THE WAR IS ABOUT TO
BEGIN!
On 20-Jun-05 at 17:07:23 EDT, seller added
the following information:
THE WAR HAS
BEGUN! MY MILITARY IS SLOWLY BEING DESTROYED! WE
ARE STILL NOT ABLE TO FIND THEIR WEAKNESS! THIS
MAY BE THE END FOR ME!!!!! EBAYERS TAKE THESE ROFL
WAFFLES AWAY FROM ME!!!
On 20-Jun-05 at 18:15:38 EDT, seller added
the following information:
WE HAVE FOUND THE ROFL WAFFLES
ARMY WEAKNESS!
IT SEEMS AS THOUGH THE
ROFL COPTER WAS CONTROLLING THE ENTIRE ARMY.
DESTROYING HIM MEANT WE IS WINNOR! BUT ALL
OUR BASE WAS GONE! OUR ARMY WAS DESTROYED! ONLY
OUR POWERFUL GENERAL BOB WAS
LEFT!
AND SO WITH ALL HIS BRAVENESS! HE
DESTROYED THE ROFL COPTER ACHEIVING
VICTORY!!!
THE ROFL
WAFFLES HAVE DISSAPEARED NOW DUE TO THEIR LOSS! WE
ARE SAFE...FOR NOW ATLEAST!!!
A
VIDEO CLIP OF BOBS VICTORY CAN BE VIEWED
BELOW!
I
HAVE UPLOADED THE CLIP TO MANY PLACES. SIMPLY
CLICK ON ONE OF THEM, DOWNLOAD, AND WATCH GENERAL
BOB DESTROY TEH ROFL COPTER!!!
LINK 1
LINK 2
LINK 3
LINK 4
LINK 5
WHO KNOWS WHAT THE ROFL WAFFLES ARE
PLANNING NEXT!!!
On 20-Jun-05 at 19:20:26 EDT, seller added
the following information:
ONLY 16 WATCHERS ....WE NEED MORE....I FEAR
THE ROFL WAFFLES MAY RETURN!!! PLEASE WATCH THIS
AUCTION!!!!!! SPREAD THE WORD!!!!! WE MUST
WIN!!!!!
On 20-Jun-05 at 19:31:05 EDT, seller added
the following information:
CLICK
HERE to watch
this item and help save us from the ROFL
WAFFLES! Spread the
word!
On 20-Jun-05 at 19:50:48 EDT, seller added
the following information:
FELLOW EBAYERS! WE MUST ALL WATCH THIS
ITEM!!! SPREAD THE WORD!!! THE WORLD MUST BE
SAVED!!! WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY WILL PLAN NEXT! WATCH
THIS ITEM SPREAD THE
WORD!!!
WE
ARE ALREADY OVER 35 WATCHERS!!!!
On 20-Jun-05 at 20:14:50 EDT, seller added
the following information:
OVER 80 WATCHERS!!! KEEP GOING GUYS WATCH
THIS ITEM!!!
I
THINK THE ROFL WAFFLES KNOW THAT WE ARE WATCHING
AND WONT DO NOTHING BAD......OR WILL
THEY?!!??!?!?!
MAYBE THEY WILL DO SOMETHING
TERRIBLE!!!!!
NO ONE KNOWS!!!! WATCH THIS AUCTION CLICK
HERE.......
I
WILL UPDATE YOU ON EVERYTHING THAT I SEE GOING ON
WITH THESE ROFL WAFFLES
On 21-Jun-05 at 05:34:10 EDT, seller added
the following information:
I HAVE JUST HEARD A BIG BANG ON
THE DOOR!!!!
I AM IN
TERRIBLE FEAR!!!!! THERE SEEMS TO BE AN ENVELOPE
WITH MY NAME ON IT!!!!!!
I
AM IN SHOCK AND IN GREAT FEAR! FOR I THOUGHT
GENERAL BOB DEFEATED THE ROFL WAFFLES AND THEIR
BBQ ARMY AND THAT THEY HAVE FLED! IT SEEMS TO ME
THAT I WAS WRONG!!
IM SORRY BUT I CANNOT SAY
WHAT IS IN THIS ENVELOPE! FOR I MYSELF HAVE NOT
OPENED IT! WHAT IF ITS A TRAP!!!
ONCE I BECOME BRAVE ENOUGH I SHALL OPEN IT
AND SEE WHAT IT HOLDS, BUT FOR NOW....I SIMPLY
...CANNOT!
On 21-Jun-05 at 05:45:32 EDT, seller added
the following information:
I JUST
COULDNT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! I HAD TO OPEN
IT!!!
INSIDE THERE WAS A LETTER! PLEASE
FELLOW EBAYERS!!! TELL ME WHAT THIS LETTER MEANS!
THE ROFL WAFFLES ARE NO WHERE TO BE SEEN...I DO
NOT KNOW WHAT THEY ARE
PLANNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HERE IS THE
LETTER
YOU MUST ALL HELP ME!!! TELL ME WHAT THIS
LETTER MEANS!! WHAT ARE THEY PLANNING!!! WHAT IS
HAPPENING!!! I AM FRIGHTENED!!!
DONT FORGET TO WATCH
THIS AUCTION!!!
WE ARE CURRENTLY AT OVER 1330 WATCHERS AND 10,570 UNIQUE HITS!!! KEEP ADDING
THIS AUCTION TO YOUR WATCH LIST FELLOW EBAYERS!!
WE MUST SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT THESE ROFL
WAFFLES!
ALSO PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS LETTER TO ME!!!!!!
WHAT IS IT THEY ARE
PLANNING!??!?!?!??!
On 21-Jun-05 at 14:13:28 EDT, seller added
the following information:
JUST A LITTLE UPDATE
WE
ARE NOW AT AN UNBELIEVABLE (2815) WATCHERS!!! WE ALSO HAVE
OVER 18,000 UNQIUE HITS!!!
KEEP
WATCHING FELLOW EBAYERS!! CLICK
HERE!
WE
HAVE ALSO MADE THE FRONT PAGE OF EBAY PULSE
CANADA
I THINK THE ROFL WAFFLES MAY GET THE
MESSAGE NOW THAT THEY **ARE** BEING WATCHED!! FEAR
US!!!
HOWEVER I STILL CANT SEEM TO FIGURE OUT
WHAT THIS LETTER MEANS!!!!! ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO
HELP?!!??!
On 21-Jun-05 at 17:37:37 EDT, seller added
the following information:
TWO SHOCKING
UPDATES!!!!
I
HAVE JUST HEARD SOME VERY LOUD NOISES IN THE
BASEMENT. ITS LIKE SOMETHING IS BEING BUILT
THERE!!!
I
AM NOT SURE WHAT IS GOING ON!!!
OHNOES!!!!
GENERAL BOB HAS BEEN INFORMED AND HAS TOLD
ME HE WILL SOON UNLEASH HIS TRUE
POWERS!!!!!
WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE BASEMENT?!?!?!? AND
WHAT ARE THESE ***POWERS*** GENERAL BOB IS TALKING
ABOUT!?!??!
STAY TUNED FOR MORE
UPDATES!!!!
WE ARE CURRENTLY AT **3184** WATCHERS!!!!
AND OVER 23,000 UNIQUE HITS!!!
THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO IS
WATCHING!!!
WE MUST DEFEAT THESE ROFL
WAFFLES!!!
On 21-Jun-05 at 17:57:36 EDT, seller added
the following information:
UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!!
OH MY
BOOOGERS!!!!!!
BOB HAS JUST PRESENTED ME WITH HIS ULTIMATE
POWERS!!!!!
I FEEL I
HAVE THE MOST SAFETY NOW!! ALL OUR BASE ARE
PROTECTORED!
AFTER
MINUTES OF MEDITATION BOB WAS ABLE TO TRANSFORM
INTO...............
A......
VERY.....
POWERFUL......
SUPER SAYAN
LOLLERSKATER
I WILL BE RECEIVING MAXIMUM PROTECTION FROM
HIM FOR THE TIME BEING. NOW WE MUST FIND OUT WHAT
THESE ROFL WAFFLES ARE UP
TOO!!!!!!!
On 22-Jun-05 at 02:24:43 EDT, seller added
the following information:
FELLOW
EBAYERS!!!
I HAVE
JUST BEEN FACED WITH A MAJOR TRAGEDY!!!
SOME KIND OF *BOMB* HAS JUST BEEN SET OFF.
THE EXPLOSION SEEMED TO HAVE CAME FROM THE
BASEMENT!!! I AM TERIFIED
I WILL
SLOWLY MAKE MY WAY DOWNSTAIRS AND SEE WHAT HAS
HAPPENED. I WILL RETURN IN JUST A MOMENT AND WILL
UPDATE YOU ON THE SITUATION!
On 22-Jun-05 at 03:34:52 EDT, seller added
the following information:
ALRIGHT I AM BACK...I HAVE SOME TERRIBLE
TERRIBLE *TERRIBLE* !!! NEWS TO
REPORT...
UNFORTUNATELY...
....
....
.
.
.
.
.....
IT SEEMS AS
THOUGH SOMEONE HAS SET US UP THE BOMB!...MY HOUSE
HAS BEEN DESTROYED
ALL
GONE, EVERYTHING!, ALL THAT SURVIVED THE BOMB
WAS ME, BOB, AND MY ROOM. EVERYTHING ELSE HAS BEEN
DESTROYED.
BOB HAS SENT FOR ANOTHER MILITARY SQUAD AND
THEY WILL SOON BE INVESTIGATING WHERE THE ROFL
WAFFLES HAVE FLED.
THIS IS TRULY TRULY, A TERRIBLE THING TO
DO, THE ROFL WAFFLES HAVE SET US OFF
THE BOMB, DESTROYED THE HOUSE, AND FLED THE
SCENE!!!
HERE IS ALL THAT REMAINS OF MY
HOUSE
UNBELIEVABLE, FELLOW EBAYERS, YOU
MUST GET ME RID OF THESE EVIL ROFL WAFFLES, BOB
AND I WILL INVESTIGATE AND TRY OUR BEST TO CAPTURE
THEM.
WE HAVE CALLED FOR MANY
REINFORCEMENTS AND SOON A TEAM OF INVESTIGATERS
WILL FIND WHERE THESE ROFL WAFFLES HAVE
FLED.
PLEASE...FELLOW EBAYERS, YOU MUST HELP
ME!!!
On 22-Jun-05 at 17:53:19 EDT, seller added
the following information:
FELLOW EBAYERS! WE ARE CURRENTLY AT (4260) WATCHERS! AND OVER 50,000 UNIQUE
HITS!!!
IM SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO POST
ANYMORE QUESTIONS, IT SEEMS EBAY HAS A LIMIT AS TO
HOW MANY QUESTIONS I CAN POST A DAY OR SO, IM
GETTING SO MANY ITS UNBELIEVABLE! I WILL POST SOME
WHEN ITS POSSIBLE!
On 22-Jun-05 at 17:59:35 EDT, seller added
the following information:
**ATTENTION
BIDDERS!!!!!
THE LAST 12 HOURS OF
THIS AUCTION WILL BE A PRE-APROVED BIDDERS ONLY. (THIS MEANS ONLY THOSE THAT I
ALLOW CAN BID ON THE ITEM) ALL THAT
HAVE CURRENTLY BID ON THE ITEM WILL BE ADDED TO
THE LIST.
IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO GET ON THIS LIST IN
ADVANCE SIMPLY SEND ME AN EMAIL OR CONTACT ME
USING "contact member", WITH "APROVE ME" IN IT,
AND I WILL ADD YOU TO THE LIST
IMMEDIATELY.
THIS WILL BE IN EFFECT IN THE LAST 12 HOURS
OF THE AUCTION.
On 23-Jun-05 at 03:34:21 EDT, seller added
the following information:
Just a small update for those who are
interested.
Watchers: *4683*
Unique Hits:
*67339*
Featured on
Sites: http://cgi5.ebay.ca/ws/www.weirdebay.com
/ http://cgi5.ebay.ca/ws/www.bizarrebids.com
/ http://www.offbeatauctions.com/
PLEASE REMEMBER:
THE LAST
12 HOURS OF THIS AUCTION
WILL BE A PRE-APROVED
BIDDERS ONLY. (THIS MEANS
ONLY THOSE THAT I ALLOW CAN BID ON THE
ITEM) ALL THAT HAVE CURRENTLY BID ON
THE ITEM WILL BE ADDED TO THE
LIST.
If you
would like to get on this list in advance simply
send me an email or contact me using "contact
member", and send me any message with "APROVE ME" in it, and I will add
you to the approved list immediately.
This
will be in effect for the last 12 hours of this
auction.
On 23-Jun-05 at 09:31:25 EDT, seller added
the following information:
NEW
UPDATE!!!!!
THE TEAM OF INVESTIGAT0RZ WERE DOING THE
BEST THEY CAN BUT HAVE FOUND
NOTHING!!!!
THEY STILL COULDNT DETERMINE WHERE THESE
ROFL WAFFLES CAME FROM AND WHERE THEIR BASE
IS!!!
THIS IS
WHERE I MADE A HUGE DISCOVERY!!!!!!!!!!
AS I
OPENED THIS UNKNOWN MACHINE I FOUND THREE
UNBELIEVABLE CREATURES INSIDE!!!!
WE
WERE ABLE TO DETERMINE THAT THESE CREATURES ARE
ALSO FROM THE PLANET "BBQ" AND IT SEEMS AS THOUGH
THEY ARE USING THIS MICRO MACHINE TO TELEPORT TO
THEIR HOME PLANET!!!
WE HAVE CAPTURE THESE CREATURES AND HAVE
PUT THEM INTO A CONTAINER!!!
WE WILL INCLUDE THEM WITH THE AUCTION
AS A BONUS!!!
EBAY
RULES: This auction is
for the ROFL WAFFLES and for the ROFL WAFFLES
only. Everything else that comes with this auction
is a free gift from me to you. Also everything
that may come with this auction complies with ebay
policies. Please be sure to read them
over.
NOW WITH
THAT SAID THESE MYSTERIOUS CREATURES WILL BE
INCLUDED WITH THE AUCTION AS A BONUS GIFT FROM ME
TO YOU.
WE STILL DO NOT HAVE THEIR NAMES HOWEVER.
BOB HAS LEFT OUR BASE IMMEDIATELY AND IS ON HIS
WAY TO THE MILITARY TO GET HIS
P0K3DEX.
I WILL INFORM YOU IMMEDIATELY WITH ALL
INFORMATION WE HAVE ABOUT THESE
CREATURES.
On 23-Jun-05 at 09:32:33 EDT, seller added
the following information:
PLEASE REMEMBER:
THE LAST
12 HOURS OF THIS AUCTION
WILL BE A PRE-APROVED
BIDDERS ONLY. (THIS MEANS
ONLY THOSE THAT I ALLOW CAN BID ON THE
ITEM) ALL THAT HAVE CURRENTLY BID ON
THE ITEM WILL BE ADDED TO THE
LIST.
If you
would like to get on this list in advance simply
send me an email or contact me using "contact
member", and send me any message with "APROVE ME" in it, and I will add
you to the approved list immediately.
This
will be in effect for the last 12 hours of this
auction.
On 23-Jun-05 at 09:54:21 EDT, seller added
the following information:
BOB
HAS JUST RETURNED WITH TEH
POKEDEX!!!
IT SEEMS AS THOUGH THESE CREATERS ARE
VERYYY INTELLIGENT!!!!!
THEY ARE KNOWN TO BE
-PROFESSOR KAY
-KING TANKS
AND
-DOCTOR BAI
UNBELIEVABLE!!!! ACCORDING TO OUR STUDIES
TOGETHER THEY FORM THE ULTIMATE CREATURE CALLED
"KAYTANKSBAI" !!!!
WHAT
CAN THIS MEAN!?!??!!
IS OUR
BASE BELONG TO THEM!?!?!?!?
EBAYERS!!!!!! YOU MUST SAVE
ME!!!!!!!
THE
ROFL WAFFLES MAY BE LOOKING FOR THESE THREE HIGH
RANKED PEOPLE OF THEIR HOME PLANET "BBQ"
!!!!!
I
HAVE TO PREPARE MYSELF!!!!
On 23-Jun-05 at 09:55:31 EDT, seller added
the following information:
PLEASE REMEMBER:
THE LAST
12 HOURS OF THIS AUCTION
WILL BE A PRE-APROVED
BIDDERS ONLY. (THIS MEANS
ONLY THOSE THAT I ALLOW CAN BID ON THE
ITEM) ALL THAT HAVE CURRENTLY BID ON
THE ITEM WILL BE ADDED TO THE
LIST.
If you
would like to get on this list in advance simply
send me an email or contact me using "contact
member", and send me any message with "APROVE ME" in it, and I will add
you to the approved list immediately.
This
will be in effect for the last 12 hours of this
auction.
On 23-Jun-05 at 12:13:37 EDT, seller added
the following information:
I have
exceeded the limit for answering questions and
posting them on the item page. Please if you want
to contact me you will have to use either "Contact member" Or "Ask seller about this item" and
do not check "Hide email"
or i will not be able to
respond.
Hopefully tomorow the limit will be
reset.
On 23-Jun-05 at 14:53:44 EDT, seller added
the following information:
BOB
HAS JUST INFORMED ME THAT HE IS SELLING HIS SUPER
SAYAN LOLLER
SKATES!!!!!
OH THAT BOB, WHAT A GREAT
GUY!
On 23-Jun-05 at 19:38:36 EDT, seller added
the following information:
WE ARE NOW AT AN UNBELIEVABLE **5,800**
WATCHERS!!!!
WITH OVER *94,000*
UNIQUE HITS!!! LETS GET IT TO *100,000* BEFORE AUCTION
ENDS!!!
On 24-Jun-05 at 04:06:19 EDT, seller added
the following information:
The
pre-approved BIDDERS LIST is now in effect. Please
contact me to be added to it, and be able to bid
on the item. Thanks.
On 24-Jun-05 at 04:08:06 EDT, seller added
the following information:
ALL CURRENT BIDDERS HAVE BEEN ADDED TO THE
PRE-APPROVED BIDDERS LIST.
THOSE THAT HAVE NOT YET PLACED A BID,
PLEASE CONTACT ME TO BE ADDED. I WILL ADD YOU
IMMEDIATELY. THANKS.
On 24-Jun-05 at 06:02:19 EDT, seller added
the following information:
I've decided to take off the pre approved
bidders list untill about 13 hours left of the
auction, to give more people a chance to bid on
these rofl waffles. I think it was too early to
activate it.
PLEASE REMEMBER:
THE LAST
12 HOURS OF THIS AUCTION
WILL BE A PRE-APROVED
BIDDERS ONLY. (THIS MEANS
ONLY THOSE THAT I ALLOW CAN BID ON THE
ITEM) ALL THAT HAVE CURRENTLY BID ON
THE ITEM WILL BE ADDED TO THE
LIST.
If you
would like to get on this list in advance simply
send me an email or contact me using "contact
member", and send me any message with "APROVE ME" in it, and I will add
you to the approved list immediately.
This
will be in effect for the last 12 hours of this
auction.
On 24-Jun-05 at 06:07:10 EDT, seller added
the following information:
AN UPDATE FOR THOSE WHO ARE
INTERESTED!
WE
ARE NOW AT *6280* [WATCHERS] AND
WE HAVE RECEIVED OVER *109,300* [UNIQUE
HITS!!!]
UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!
On 24-Jun-05 at 12:55:07 EDT, seller added
the following information:
FINAL 12 HOURS OF AUCTION COMING
UP!!!
THE Pre-Approved
Bidders list has
now been activated.
PLEASE REMEMBER, WHEN THE AUCTION IS ENDING
WITHIN 12 HOURS I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO UPDATE THE
AUCTION ANYMORE.
TO BECOME AN APROVED BIDDER
SIMPLY CONTACT ME,
THROUGH "ASK SELLER A
QUESTION" OR "CONTACT
MEMBER" OR ANY OTHER WAY YOU CAN CONTACT
ME, AND SIMPLY WRITE "APROVE
ME"
I WILL
THEN INSTANTLY APROVE YOU AND YOU WILL BE ABLE TO
BID ON THE ITEM! ALL THOSE THAT HAVE ALREADY BID
ON THE ITEM HAVE BEEN ADDED TO
THIS LIST!
THE FINAL UPDATE IN WATCHERS IS
*6515*
REMEMBER TO CONTACT ME TO BE ABLE TO BID.
YOU WILL IMMEDIATELY BE PLACED IN THE APROVED
BIDDERS LIST!
On 24-Jun-05 at 15:39:34 EDT, seller added
the following information:
WELL IT LOOKS LIKE THE ROFL WAFFLES
KNEW THAT THEY HAVE NO CHANCE AGAINTS US!!! THEY
KNEW THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY OF GETTING *KAYTANKSBAI* BACK TO
THEIR HOME PLANET
*BBQ*
AS ME AND BOB HAVE PREDICTED THEY HAVE
TRIED TO MAKE AN
ESCAPE!!!
AFTER MUCH INVESTIGATIONS WE HAVE
DONE K! WE DIDNT KNOW WHERE THEY
GO!?!?!?!? ZOMGGGGGG
SUDDENLY WE HEARD AN UNBELIEVABLE BLAST IN
THE BACKYARD. THE BLAST GOT LOUDER AND TURNED
INTO AN EXPLOSION!!!!! WE QUICKLY RAN OUT TO SEE
WHAT HAS HAPPENED!!! AND WE COULDNT BELIEVE WHAT
WE SAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT
WAS THE ROFL WAFFLES MAKING AN ESCAPE TO THEIR
HOME PLANET!!!!!
WE HAVE
CAPTURED A PICTURE OF THEIR SPACESHIP.
PLEASE DO NOT EMAIL US ASKING WHAT THIS
MACHINE IS AS WE HAVE NOT YET RESEARCHED THIS
INFORMATION. WE DO HOWEVER THINK IT HAS
SOMETHING TO DO WITH THEIR HOME PLANET
*BBQ*
RIGHT WHEN WE SAW THIS WE QUICKLY CALLED
FOR REINFORCEMENTS SO THAT WE MAY CAPTURE THESE
WAFFLES ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!
IT
WAS AN UNBELIEVABLE BATTLE INDEED!!!!!! IT WAS
IMPOSSIBLE FOR US TO CAPTURE ANY PICTURES OF THIS
BATTLE AS OUR HOUSE WAS DESTROYED DUE TO THE
WAFFLES SETTING UP US THE BOMB. MANY WERE LOST BUT
IN THE END BOB WAS WINNOR ONCE
AGAIN!!!!
THE ROFL WAFFLES ARE NOW IN A TOP LEVEL
SECURE FACILITY PROTECTED BY MILITARY TROOPS.
THEIR IS NO WAY FOR THEM TO ESCAPE! NOW IT IS UP
TO YOU, TO GET ME RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR
ALL!
TO BECOME AN APROVED
BIDDER SIMPLY CONTACT ME,
THROUGH "ASK SELLER A
QUESTION" OR "CONTACT
MEMBER" OR ANY OTHER WAY YOU CAN CONTACT
ME, AND SIMPLY WRITE "APROVE
ME"
REMEMBER TO CONTACT ME TO BE ABLE TO BID.
YOU WILL IMMEDIATELY BE PLACED IN THE APROVED
BIDDERS LIST!
On 24-Jun-05 at 15:41:05 EDT, seller added
the following information:
FINAL WATCHERS UPDATE: *6629*
OVER 124,000
UNIQUE HITS!!!
REMEMBER TO CONTACT ME TO BE ABLE TO BID.
YOU WILL IMMEDIATELY BE PLACED IN THE APROVED
BIDDERS LIST!
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