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1. Wow, it can do all that but it can’t cure bad spelling and puncuation!

   Comment by theorigionaljolietjake — September 23, 2005 #

2. Oh just imagine if this could cure my split ends! I bet I could even go back in time, get accepted into the Air Force instead of having children and become a huge success! Well, ya know, HE has a plan for us all, why go back and try to change the path our life is supposed to take? I believe I am the absolute most successful person HE would have me be because I submitted to HIS will and HIS way, I just think auctions like this are silly, why go back and try to change what was written before you were ever born? A cure for cancer would be nice, and it will come when it’s supposed to, this chip is a ingenious idea for a goofy auction, but they really played it up to more than it could ever be. Sorry to be so serious, just talk of changing the way things are with a man made device (or alien made in this case) makes me wonder if there are really people out there that would believe this story.

   Comment by BryaChris3 — September 23, 2005 #

3. Oh, and although it does look like something I have seen before, I kinda wonder who told this person that it wasn’t of this earth….

   Comment by BryaChris3 — September 23, 2005 #

4. Its the freaking bottom of a computers processor chip. Looks to be AMD brand.

   He could have at least painted it or something to make his auction better.

   Comment by intel sucks — September 23, 2005 #

5. scummy auc. i mean naaaa lke it will ever sell

   Comment by Corgi_puppy — December 23, 2005 #

6. yeah its a computer processor

   Comment by weatherman — January 3, 2006 #

7. THIS IS A CPU

   Comment by Anonymous — February 4, 2006 #

8. omg its just a CPU chip gosh anyone knows that

   Comment by someone — February 4, 2006 #

9. well it’s the first time i’ve ever seen a processor chip that can cure cancer

   Comment by Kyle — February 9, 2006 #

10. hm you know what, i should’ve bidded on that, an AMD processor is just what i need

    Comment by Kyle — February 9, 2006 #

11. its a cpu processor

    Comment by vortex — March 13, 2006 #

12. Maybe its an alien cpu processor? Seriously, what conspiracy is our governments up to now? Creating processors that cure cancer, invent time travel etc? If, and the big if this was really authentic, I do not believe the seller would have been allowed to have advertised! They should have sold their brain because I think its the true alien implant! I am absolutely appalled that such crap including this and others, which I have posted comments on, are legal to sell at auction - maybe I could have a buyer for my dog’s fleas!

    Comment by Jem — April 6, 2006 #

13. Seriously, just go get a plastic bag. Put it over your head and tie it securly. Breathe deeply.

    You’ll be saving us a lot of time.

    Comment by Sir Phobos — April 6, 2006 #

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