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1. Did you see the size of the the implant? No thanks

   Comment by pat3011 — September 9, 2005 #

2. LOL “fully functioning brain”…I wish it was real though…imagine downloading the complete works of Shakespeare into your brain, or something else really cool. Just like the Matrix.

   Comment by sirenoftitan — September 9, 2005 #

3. The listing says the implant is now smaller

   Comment by Dave — September 9, 2005 #

4. sirenoftitan , i thought he should add the disclaimer. after all there are a few people on ebay who might be a burger short of a happy meal. poor guy will get sued when they try to install it themself.

   Comment by icepickrick — September 10, 2005 #

5. as long as they don’t try to put it in their brains. Self lobectomy. I really like that Matrix idea from the first time I watched the movie

   Comment by pat3011 — September 10, 2005 #

6. Wouldn’t you just love if it were real! No more college, you can list Harvard on your resume after you upload ALL of their classes into your brain! Forget about the 8 years it takes for medical school, you could learn to be a doctor in just 8 short minutes with this handy dandy little gizmo! LOL! Just read it, boy this would solve the problem of wanting to take pictures of my kids every waking moment, lol! ROFLMAO, it says he is working on being able to print the pictures without downloading them, any idea where the pics should print from? ROFL!!!

   Comment by BryaChris3 — September 11, 2005 #

7. You don’t WANT to know where the pics would come out.

   Comment by ninjawolf — November 23, 2005 #

8. yea…you wouldnt! lol this will never work

   Comment by Becca — December 19, 2005 #

9. i bought this device at flea market a couple weeks ago and it works great. I was lucky enough to be born with the chip and usb port already implanted in my brain. The only problem is that it causes erectile disfunction and you can get viruses.

   Comment by USBoy — December 23, 2005 #

10. i might sound stupid here, but ummmmmmmm, is he serious?

    Comment by scared person — December 23, 2005 #

11. If this device doesn’t work once implanted by my surgeon who can I sue? He is promissing way to much in this ad and could very likely be sued if someone wanted to presue it.

    Comment by Lawyer wanted — January 3, 2006 #

12. woop a nice little box
    what shall i do with it?
    hmm i can type in it
    WOW
    wat a creation
    technology sure knows how to tickle my fancy

    Comment by kendra — January 3, 2006 #

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