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Goat Ejaculator

August 1, 2005 on 5:27 pm | In Electrical | | Send 2 Friend |

The unit is simple to use. After inserting the probe approximately 4 inches into rectum push the switch on for 4 seconds, off for 4 seconds. Repeat the cycle. Ejaculation should be achieved after only a few cycles. It’s true that you can find absolutely anything on eBay.
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And how long till this gets pulled… hahaha

Comment by 2point8 — August 1, 2005 #
will work on humans too!

Comment by Anonymous — August 1, 2005 #
I was thinking the same thing

Comment by anonymous — August 1, 2005 #
I’m speechless………..

Comment by poetsandmadmeg — August 1, 2005 #
There are also bull ejaculators as well. And? So?

Comment by Polar Bear Again — August 1, 2005 #
These are used all the time for breeding livestock. They use this device, then have it frozen. There is nothing unusual about this auction.

Comment by Babs — August 1, 2005 #
I beg to differ - you don’t see these everyday..

Comment by BB — August 1, 2005 #
if it is posted here and more than likely someone will buy it for some strange fetish

Comment by Uzbekjoe — August 1, 2005 #
Because of what the seller is trying to imply, I hope eBay “pulls” it.

Comment by your daddy — August 1, 2005 #
BB I grew up on a Texas Ranch , these are common around those parts. If you have a prize winning breed of animal they save the sperm to freeze to use later on , hoping for another prize breed. But it is unusual to see it on ebay!!

Comment by Gordy — August 1, 2005 #
haaaaaa ! Nice one Mike, by the way you mispelled your last name.
I have an english bulldog and I would be interested in this as my champion is becoming age to have him bred and they cannot do it naturally so there does have to be assistance. A little too salty for me though, maybe come across something cheaper. No PUN intended.

Comment by chad — August 3, 2005 #
pigs have a bit of a problem too
dunno

i am a bit worried
ok hmm

very

Comment by dont believe it — October 29, 2008 #
im a year 9, i know i shoudlnt be lookin at dis but it just poped up, and to my surprise when my tetcher spotted me lookin at it in his lesson he didnt seem to care at all!
he just laughed with us, even tho its not that funny,

any way he sed he would do a lesson on it, to show use selective breeding,
so thanks to this we have a very enjoyable lesson comin up!

Comment by So in love..... but aint gonna get it — November 4, 2008 #
We use this in the practice of veterinary medicine. Dud bulls are then sold at auction instead of being kept as breeders.

Comment by Tex — November 10, 2008 #
A typical reaction by a city dude. Yes, this item does exist, and it is a great aid in causing our does to kid within about a three day period. We have one buck and 37 does. It takes him about ten days to cover them naturally, and fertiliza-tion is not always guaranteed. This allows us to collect sperm over a week period, freeze it, then when the supply is adequate, we AI the females all on the dame day. This machine makes the job easier, and he likes it!

Comment by Anonymous — November 10, 2008 #

Goat Ejaculator

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