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My Lonely Sexy Heart

August 4, 2005 on 5:26 pm | In Human | | Send 2 Friend |

My name is Joe McGowen, Im 22 years old and live in an undisclosed location in the midwest. Through past experiences in my life with past relationships, I’ve finally come to the conclusion that there is not a woman out there for me but I’m willing to give you a chance.
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Ok is it just me or is this guy really scarey looking?

Comment by harleypuppy23 — August 4, 2005 #
“Through past experiences in my life with past relationships, I’ve finally come to the conclusion that there is not a woman out there for me but I am willing to give you a chance.” -seller

What makes him think he’s going to find any luck on ebay?

Comment by Polar Bear Again — August 4, 2005 #
I’m with you on that one harley this guy is really scary looking gives me the creeps

Comment by anonymous — August 4, 2005 #
That’s probably why he doesn’t have a lady

Comment by God's servant — August 4, 2005 #
possibly the reason? scarey! Just wait this might be the start of someting eBay dating.

Comment by Uzbekjoe — August 4, 2005 #
Are you one of those railians. Your scary.

Comment by Buttercup — August 4, 2005 #
Hey, isn’t he the guy who runs that hotel?

Comment by Anonymous — August 4, 2005 #
So let me get this straight. This guy (who is not sexy in even the least bit) expects some woman to bid on this auction, then actually pay his expenses to visit the winner? Huh, I wouldn’t be holding my breath buddy. He is not even cute. Last I checked this is eBay not Match.com

Comment by angel_kisses1025 — August 4, 2005 #
“My lonely sexy heart needs you to take me on a date” Maybe it is just me but from where I am from, woman are into the guys who can take them on a date, not the other way around.

Comment by angel_kisses1025 — August 4, 2005 #
His eyes say:Modern Day Norman Bates? LOL

Comment by greengirlny — August 4, 2005 #
Maybe he and some of these desperate women that have been on these boards need to get together.. Who could we match him with? I bet Wolvegambit (not desperate but only one with money)can afford him.. She drives a HummMMmmmmer!!

Comment by Gordy — August 5, 2005 #
Yes, the first thing I thought was….scary. I wouldn’t want my daughter with him. That’s a very strange look he’s got on his face.

Comment by poetsandmadmeg — August 5, 2005 #
he’s a virgin..

Comment by Gordy — August 5, 2005 #
Yeah, wonder why he brought up his virginity anyway?

Comment by poetsandmadmeg — August 5, 2005 #
His admission does call into question that if he is in fact, unsexed, why would he play this card when trying to convince potential female bidders of his sex appeal, or rather his sexy “heart”?

Comment by Polar Bear Again — August 5, 2005 #
wow, what a freakshow… check closely the teeth… how desperate does someone have to be to try this stuff. Buddy, get a clue, brush your teeth, and don’t take pictures that make you look like a child molester….freaky!

Comment by p.s in IL — August 5, 2005 #
this poor guy,we should not beat him up on here.But it is all fun? What is the undisclosed location his parents basement? Is he a magician with Ta da at the end of the auction? Why be sad because no one’s bidding on the auction.
These are some question’s I feel need to addressed. The pic is titled “I am looking at porn on the net and thinking of the mummy on the wall behind me”. LOL

Comment by Uzbekjoe — August 5, 2005 #
That’s one creepy looking fellow. Bid on a date with John Wayne Gacy’s long lost son!

Comment by Jared — August 5, 2005 #
Past experiences, past relationships, still a virgin? Loser, ugly creep!

Comment by snafu — August 5, 2005 #
i told him to look for men.

Comment by chad_2020 — August 5, 2005 #
“I enjoy long walks in the forest????” Who in their right mind would take a long walk in the woods with him??? Chances are they might not make it back out…creepy!!

Comment by Not that lonely!! — August 5, 2005 #
lol hey DD and tiffany, if you guys win make sure you keep us posted on how the date goes, ok?

Comment by angel_kisses1025 — August 5, 2005 #
O.K. If anyone out there really thinks this guy is hot, start bidding!!!

Comment by poetsandmadmeg — August 5, 2005 #
Sorry, but raelians?

Comment by Polar Bear Again — August 5, 2005 #
Literally. Chop you up into little pieces and add you to a stew. This guy is who horror movies are made about!

Comment by angel_kisses1025 — August 5, 2005 #
Only a face a mother could love.

Comment by Momma McGowen — August 5, 2005 #
What does christianity have to do with it Tiffany? No, I don’t want him, I am happily married to a hansome man who I have been with for 7 years. Even if I was single I wouldn’t ever date him let alone bid for a date with him. Just because I have been on here doesn’t mean I have any type of feeling for him, just interested in what others are saying and stating my own opinion.

Comment by angel_kisses1025 — August 5, 2005 #
Nope, not interested in what he is doing, interseted what other people think. You must be blind, or just plain dumb, cause I clearly stated that in my above post.

Comment by angel_kisses1025 — August 5, 2005 #
Oh look…the same bashers are on this board too!! lol..you guys seriously have issues…Why all the bad things to say? I think there were 2 or 3 wise people on here that gave the man the props he deserves for coming up with this…THIS IS THE Bizzare right…If you want to bid on candles, dolls, clothes..etc. you are searching the WRONG category..Bashers suck…they are the ones with nothing nice to say, call people ugly and moan and groan about new things people come up with….GROW UP! You sound like a bunch of kids in here talkin crap, wonder why there are so many bullies in the schools? They learn it at home!

Comment by JoeShmoe — August 6, 2005 #
looks have nothing to do with it…He came up with an idea to make money and hes trying to do it LEGAL….But these same people that are bashing EVERY SINGLE AUCTION that is posted here is crazy. I have found ONE Site that features auctions like this that does not allow bashing…Its pretty kool to have some intelligent conversations with people…The biggest problem with the crowd here is that if you follow the posts, none of them have ANYTHING nice to say about ANYONE’s Auctions!! I am starting to believe that being stupid is contagious!!

Comment by JoeShmoe — August 6, 2005 #
Well, I dont know if its on straight! lol. but correct me if Im wrong. This site features auctions that are out of the ordinary…as most of these are… then…people come and talk bad about the people who publicly advertise for this site? Example.. Your auction has been featured on bizzarebids…and they post it in the Q and A in order to promote this site for free….then they come here to see a bunch of Haters bashing them, How many more times will they do this before people start putting in their auctions: Proudly not featured on the bashing bidders site..??? Hmmm…maybe then these folks will have nowhere to go to cry their hearts out about how someone looks or what they are selling….?? Sorry…but this is pitiful!

Comment by JoeShmoe — August 6, 2005 #
Thanks Sanford78….I think you are feeling the same too!!!

Comment by JoeShmoe — August 6, 2005 #
Hey! I wish you luck! Dont listen to the bashers, they will all live miserable lives! let us know how your date turns out K!!

Comment by JoeShmoe — August 6, 2005 #
ignore ignorance…hard as it may be to argue, its best just to ignore…People love it when someone will reply to their stupidity…..Who cares…let it go…

Comment by JoeShmoe — August 6, 2005 #
Nite all…hope you have pleasant dreams…

Comment by JoeShmoe — August 6, 2005 #
I don’t think people mind being put on this site because face it… if it wasn’t for this site they probally wouldn’t receive half of the hits that they do have. Sorry but this guy isn’t the first one to come up with the whole idea of posting an ad, although they are usually found on sites such as MATCH.com. Brilliant, no, sorry I disagree. I would say it is a waste of money on his part, with the listing fees and such. In this case, if it wasn’t negative attention, it would be NO attention.

Comment by angel_kisses1025 — August 6, 2005 #
sunflower261: I think it is a very strange and desperate act, but once again that is just my opinion. Hope everyone has a great weekend!

Comment by angel_kisses1025 — August 6, 2005 #
You are entirely correct jdm

Comment by angel_kisses1025 — August 6, 2005 #
I should have went to bed…its amazing..if you take the names of these posters..and put them in member search in ebay…MOST of them come up No Longer Registered user…Bet they couldnt afford to pay their fees and got booted…so they come on here to bash the auctions that are making money….Its becoming clearer to me now…I looked up 3 different names and all the same..NO LONGER REGISTERED. Now…I bet they will say..these are not the names I use on ebay…lol..ok..YEAH RIGHT

Comment by JoeShmoe — August 6, 2005 #
I knew that. I was referring to the comment that everyone is entitled to their own opinions.

Comment by angel_kisses1025 — August 6, 2005 #
nope and all my fees were paid. Sorry buddy. Now who was the one who said that we don’t have anthing better to do with our time and how we have to get lives?

Comment by angel_kisses1025 — August 6, 2005 #
I look at auctions…I think they are neat..thats what brought me here…So naturally I want to see what people are selling that are so brutaly bashing others…Its a personality thing…Guilty conscience I presume?? lol…I didnt even look up yours angel….lol..brb…

Comment by JoeShmoe — August 6, 2005 #
…yours too…is it everyone? Im just wondering really…Im not out to cause no harm…!!

Comment by JoeShmoe — August 6, 2005 #
Ha jmd you can still contact users who are no longer registered. I still have the same email account connected to the account so I suppose i wasn’t included among the harsh posters

Comment by angel_kisses1025 — August 6, 2005 #
I am not trying to cause any harm either, and I didn’t start to get rude until other people were ignorant with me. Actually I am here to look at all of the crazy things people actually list. I check out the Pulse and this site among other sites listing such auctions. I have found that this one is updated the most regularly so it is at the top of my list. I would have never found or looked at 90% of the listing posted here if they weren’t posted here.

Comment by angel_kisses1025 — August 6, 2005 #
no problem angel….Auction addicts are kool with me…lol…I just have a problem with the ones who post on every single auction and every post is RUDE…what a pitiful life they must live!

Comment by JoeShmoe — August 6, 2005 #
Night everyone

Comment by angel_kisses1025 — August 6, 2005 #
so much attention.A great auction idea.I should have thought of it.

Comment by Uzbekjoe — August 6, 2005 #
Hey I saw that guy pushing carts at Target on 38th street in Indiana not too long ago, I’ll be damned. Wow. He looked pathetic then too.

Comment by Targeteer — August 6, 2005 #
Atleast he has a job moron! I bet you are all fat ugly cows and have the nerve to judge him! JoeSchmoe said it right…..Anyone who posts negative for this guy from this point on…Instant Moron…Post away dumbasses!! lol…

Comment by MaryJAYNE — August 6, 2005 #
YA HE NEEDS THE MONEY FOR TRAVEL TIFFANY. HE WANTS TO COME KILL YOU ON YOUR DIME, NOT HIS. Joe smoe, what kind of auctions do you hold? SOmeone stated that he is in Indiana, what part? I’m west of Indianapolis, I’d like to meet this guy.
Will you accept a bid from a guy, not that i’m gay, I would have a cup of coffee with you just to see if your brain is as delightful as some of your supporters say it is.
Maybe i’m the wacko….muuuuwaaaaaaaa !!!!

Comment by chad_2020 — August 6, 2005 #
Mr. Joe McGowen is a comedian from indianapolis. He spotlighted at Mr. Bigg’s Sports Pub & Bistro . Why not tell people who you are in your description, you would probably string in all the girls, or your are going to use this for material for your next act eh? See people, he is going to use all of us for his act.
Good luck bro.

Comment by chad_2020 — August 6, 2005 #
sanford and MaryJAYNE: I have made quite a few post about this auction. You may say we have nothing better to do with our time (funny that you are here too so you must fit into that catergory also) and yes you are right. I am a full time college student with nothing better to do. As scoobajim stated, most people around the age of 22 are on drugs, so on the bright side I don’t do that. Hey MaryJayne… sounds like you are a little bitter, what are you mad that some people don’t HAVE to work?

Comment by angel_kisses1025 — August 6, 2005 #
No I said I have been with him for 7 years, not married for 7 years

Comment by angel_kisses1025 — August 6, 2005 #
Turns out that you aren’t the one who started it all. There is a girl selling a cruise date with her who listed her auction July 30, while you listed yours July 31. She was ahead of you by about 36 hours. Sorry to burst your bubble.

Comment by angel_kisses1025 — August 6, 2005 #
Well, I feel I have to say this. We’ve been accused of judging this guy. But isn’t calling us “fat ugly cows” judging as well? At the age of 52 I’m not ashamed to say I’m no supermodel, but “fat ugly cow”? Nope. And no wrinkles either! Thank you. Carry on…..:o)

Comment by poetsandmadmeg — August 6, 2005 #
Um. Wow.

Comment by Polar Bear Again — August 6, 2005 #
Jdm, I have my opinions which I clearly already articulated. That should suffice. However, I do find it difficult to keep a straight face.

Comment by Polar Bear Again — August 6, 2005 #
Yup.

Comment by Polar Bear Again — August 6, 2005 #
I hope you make a million man….This is the Bizzzzzzzzzzzzarrrrrrrreeeee so, thats what the auction should be ! If it was something normal…nobody would look! Congrats man…and all those people posting nasty comments…are not smart enough to come up with their own or if they did, it failed so now they are bitter towards the rest of the bizzzzzzare auctions….Keep your head up kid…And relist if you have to…you have more interest now!

Comment by Chris_Marz — August 6, 2005 #
Ha big and black. That is very funny. Sadly you don’t know anything. I have been with one man since I was 15.

Comment by angel_kisses1025 — August 6, 2005 #
O.K., I officially don’t believe this. There are so many posts on here. More so than any auction outside of a Stupid Terri auction. But here’s the wierd part……….most posts are made by people I’ve never heard of. With a very few exceptions, these are people who just showed up. I’m thinking that the seller is making up names and posting them, even fighting with eachother. Probably doing this to create more publicity. I could be wrong, but why would so many people be arguing about something as pointless as this auction?

Comment by God's servant — August 6, 2005 #
To God servant, you don’t have to have an ebay account to leave comments. I dont even have one. You know how many people come through here that don’t.

Comment by franfurt44 — August 6, 2005 #
Just to cleairfy, I wasn’t refering to e-bay questions. I completely realize you don’t have to have an e-bay account to post on BB. It’s just that we have established somewhat of a community here. Yes, people will post on auctions that haven’t been around often. But, on this particular tread, there has been several people who have posted that haven’t posted in other treads. Most of the “usuals” haven’t been talking on here. And with soooo many posts being made that aren’t of people who are familiar, it makes me wonder. Is anyone else suspicious, or is it just me?

Comment by God's servant — August 6, 2005 #
I just think people are more interested in this auction, because it’s hilarious. The guy looks funny and the more commments that are being made, the more new people come in to look at it. I know my friend told me about this one. I read a few comments saying friends told friends, and I’m sure it’s just spreading around. When you scroll through a site are you going to click on something that says 3 or click on one thats close to 200. Pretty simple if you ask me.

Comment by MR_T2007 — August 6, 2005 #
LOL! I personally like Mr_T myself! What a hoot! “I pity the fool…” and so on and so forth… hahahahahahha

Comment by Polar Bear Again — August 6, 2005 #
Tiffany, if you are real and not just a figment of the seller’s (or someone elses) imagination, why are you soooo touchy? You act like a lovesick puppy about him, but you jump down the throat on everyone else. You may want to get on some bi-polar medicine. BTW I’m not God, just his servant. I’m not mad that my auctions aren’t getting more attention, because I’m NOT A SELLER. I just find it odd, that’s all. I can fully admit that I may be wrong here. I don’t have a little “click” as I sometimes assume most people don’t like me here. I just find it interesting that on this one tread all types of people who have never posted before are mysteriously showing up. Though they are all upset at eachother, they really do have the same type of writting skills. They all sound like the same person.

Comment by God's servant — August 6, 2005 #
Gods servant, please don’t group me together with them. I really am not crazy.

Comment by angel_kisses1025 — August 6, 2005 #
I am in love with you

Comment by Darla — August 6, 2005 #
You are correct. I can vouche for you angel_kisses. You are a well respected member here. Polar Bear Again is in the same category. Jesse James has posted here before, and though I think it’s someone different, there was someone named Stephanie that posted some 3 months ago or so. But, people like BIG_slick69 is not a registered user, so wouldn’t be able to get on the IM to other members. But, I do appologize to you Angel if I came off wrong. I didn’t mean to suggest EVERYONE is the seller (or someone else), I just think the majority of these posts are the same person. Is there any way a moderator can find that out?

Comment by God's servant — August 6, 2005 #
I am not sure. I have just been posting my opinions on here and trying to respect others as well. However quite a few people have been very rude for no reason. I think it is very fishy when out of nowhere someone thinks they have the right to call another names. I have never been ignorant like that. Thanks for comming to my defense though God’s Servant!

Comment by angel_kisses1025 — August 6, 2005 #
Anytime

Comment by God's servant — August 6, 2005 #
Hey Joe what is this are you that desprite . I could have found you a fat girl here.

Comment by Aaron Mosley — August 6, 2005 #
makes sense that I found this site from his, Now featured on Bizzare BIds maybe thats why you see new names!

Comment by Chris_Marz — August 6, 2005 #
Well, alot of the sites on here have that banner. But, things like flying_squirrel’s post make me curious. I never attacked him/her, so why is she/he calling me a looser? If that is just another name established to make it sound like people really care, then I did attack him and that’s why the attack on me. Again, I’m just curious. I have no way to proove anything. I just think some things just aren’t adding up.

Comment by God's servant — August 6, 2005 #
I think he’s cute…If the plane ticket wasnt so much…I would bid!!

Comment by Anonymous — August 7, 2005 #
Honestly I think he is extremely sexy and a genius. Look at how many people he got to check out his page! I would bid on him but I’m just a broke student!

Comment by Sara_Murphy — August 7, 2005 #
WOW amazing I haven’t seen this many comments on any aution before. Although comment is used lightly. I hope the reality of this aution is revealed here after the auction is over. It would make for some more interesting reading. Are you listening seller and buyer?

Comment by pat3011 — August 7, 2005 #
No need to hide behind a false name.This is the best auction idea so far.If you can generate this many comments from something,then this idea needs to be worked on and tried again.
I guess it is my turn.Look for next.LOL

Comment by Uzbekjoe — August 7, 2005 #
I like the last comment at his auction”I sometimes work out in the woods” This is my best picture” So Funny Great Auction
Look for me Next lol

Comment by Uzbekjoe — August 7, 2005 #
So do i get a prize for figuring out who he is? I see mooresville here. How about cloverdale? I could bid on it and it won’t cost any plane ticket and I can interview him for you all and make a website about it. What do you think. If he want a woman to bid, i can have my wife be the bidder.

Comment by chad_2020 — August 7, 2005 #
Go for it Chad, this is better than a soap opera, just let us all know what happens !

Comment by lulu — August 7, 2005 #
Do it, Chad! Time’s running out!!

Comment by poetsandmadmeg — August 7, 2005 #
everyone only 11 hours remain, who will be the lucky winner. soon time will tell. look at this man, isn’t that something you would take home to your parents.

Comment by time_watcher4_joe — August 7, 2005 #
Hey Joe…I live in Michigan..If you are in Indiana (as someone stated) cant I just drive to you??

Comment by Mestish — August 7, 2005 #
I don’t think he would be too happy about the driving issue. Then he wouldn’t get to have a plane ride at the expense of the bidders!

Comment by angel_kisses1025 — August 7, 2005 #
Hello Chad,
I am Joe’s friend and the person who came up with the idea for this auction. I told Joe about it and he agreed it would be funny so after he added his personal touch and I posted his picture, I listed him under my account. As you can see from the other items I am selling, I am a filmmaker. Joe is a filmmaker as well. All rights to this auction, and the outcome belong to me and Joe and no one else will be allowed to videotape. Sorry to dissapoint you on this. As far as ties with the news and film industry, I have many ties as well. Who in the film industry were you passing this along too? Anyway as it looks right now we both think that there is probably no way in hell we are going to let you profit off of this with a $1.00 bid. You may have your wife bid if you want but it will not be videptaped by you. We will be videotaping and will be the exclusive owners of the footage. I think we already made this clear as well on the http://www.bizzarebids.com comments area earlier on. Do not try to copy our ideas Chad and act like you are the genius mind behind something that was thought of and planned out well before your post last night or this morning, and well before this was even listed on E-bay and well before it was copied by so many others. Thanks.

Comment by Abdullah — August 7, 2005 #
ONLY 5 MORE HOURS PEOPLE!!!! Those who wish to bid, better get their bank accounts ready. Don’t wait until the last minute.

Comment by time_watcher4joe — August 7, 2005 #
I would like to thank all of you for your intrest and comments. It has been my pleasure taking time out of all your days. Unfortunately, the door is closing, I will consider relisting after we get back from New York and the raelian documentary is released. My main focus now will be on the Raelians and their destruction. To all of the pathetic people that left negative comments, I hope your feeble-minded messages made you feel better about being you. To all those that left positive messages, I’m glad you were open-minded about the whole thing. Only thing I can say is, if I re-list, it will be in a big way, and I’m starting bids out at $1,000. Just something for you to think about in the next 3 hours. Good luck in all your lives, you will need it. To Uzbekjoe: I noticed at first you were making fun of the idea, then at the end, you wanted to steal the idea. Which one is it?

Comment by Joe — August 7, 2005 #
ohhhhh, what a blow hard, he thinks he will make millions on it. Now he is renigging on the auction. There wasn’t anything stated that I can’t video tape it. All auction was for was a date with a dumb looking guy. nothing more, nothing less. Keep your rights that you never owned, but I owned first, see several paragraphs above. As far as i’m concerened, you took my idea dip wit.

Comment by chad_2020 — August 8, 2005 #
see even after you stated all of this, still nobody wants to be part of your idea. just because you posted something for 1 million buy it now, doesn’t make you a film maker. holy cow. What a dreamer. Auk Nad. lol
you probably have a VHS recorder as a camera.

I am not going to bid on his worthless auction, enjoy your $.99 from the winner.

Comment by chad_2020 — August 8, 2005 #
Chad, obviously we had this planned before we posted it on ebay. Now, I can’t convince you that you are a pathetic human. What I can do however, is give you bad luck for 13 days. ENJOY!!!

Comment by Joe — August 8, 2005 #
I’m also, not going back on my word. I clearly stated in the above comments, which have been erased because there were so many. That they had to pay airfare for two, and the date would be filmed in its entirety for the documentary we were making. Either way, it doesn’t matter, you will live your little bubble for the rest of your life.

Comment by Joe — August 8, 2005 #
What a show!!! Well… I’d like to thank all of you humans for the amusement this past week. It’s mind boggling to know that people do not have anything better to do with their lives, but be consumed by the lives of others. Maybe if you learn to focus on yourself, and not what others are doing, you would be more successful and our planet would be a better place to live . I wish all of you the best. You will see us very soon.

Comment by Joe — August 8, 2005 #
Great! We’ll be right here waiting!;-)

Comment by jonsteel92 — August 8, 2005 #
anyway what happened? It only created one bidder in the end. Better luck next time.

Comment by Uzbekjoe — August 8, 2005 #
I think you were right God’s servant. I am the item people are bidding on and there was a jdm_inc2009 and a seed_of_destruction that was posing as if they were me. So it wouldnt surprise me if more people did it, or they made names up. It doesn’t matter now, it’s all over.

Comment by Joe — August 8, 2005 #
I just cant believe people are still coming in here after the auction is over.

Comment by Joe — August 8, 2005 #
Dam, dam. dam dam.

Comment by Let me hold you. — November 25, 2005 #
Ok, first of all, he’s NOT sexy! He looks like he’s about to grab you and eat you up. Then he reminds me of a beaver with his teeth. And I don’t like cannibals or beavers! So, good luck with someone else.

Tip#1: Step away from the camera!
Tip#2: If that’s the way you smile, DON’T!

Comment by Victoria — November 29, 2005 #
Maybe he is well hung????

Comment by dARKNESS — December 2, 2005 #
wow he is such a fugly freak…omygod hes so desperate…and uh lonely sexy heart? lonely yes…sexy no.

Comment by KSK — December 3, 2005 #
You go it soooo right KSK!

Comment by Victoria1975 — December 8, 2005 #
I have only one thing to say~ Umm, YIKES!!!!

Comment by Wouldnt u lik to know???? — December 13, 2005 #
Ya know what???? He looks like this creep that goes to my school…..lol

Comment by Wouldnt u lik to know???? — December 13, 2005 #
yawn. another one of these auctions???

Comment by melissa — December 14, 2005 #
OMG HE QUOTES “I enjoy long walks in the forest “

Comment by fairy — December 15, 2005 #
He has really scary blue eyes, which, in my opinion, is enough to scare any potential date away.

Comment by Abhorsen — December 18, 2005 #
i didnt read all of the stuff u people said,,,,, but this dude is clearly a rapist…..

Comment by birddseedd — December 18, 2005 #
Clearly this man is not only creep but broke. LOL. That’s just too sad, but at least it will give 99.99% of the population a much needed ego boost

Comment by Mitsuko — December 19, 2005 #
Has anyone thought just once that the comment about walks in the forest together with the creepy smile on his face is a ploy to get more hits? It’s kinda like how Paris Hilton plays stupid and makes tons of money off of it. To the untrained eye it just seems like stupidity, but when you really look at the big picture they’re smart as hell because they’re the ones laughing all the way to the bank. And look, it obviously works because we’re all here talking about it… think about that people.

Comment by ShoNuf — December 22, 2005 #
why isnt every body happy…hes just desperate and to be honest if i was a 22 year old virgin i would do the same……

Comment by chris — December 22, 2005 #
ok, this dude obviously has some problems. Perverted, insane, scary. Let me explain. Perverrted, he’s asking for women on Ebay! How wrong!Insane, to think he’ll actually “score.” Scary, I think that is self-explanatory. This whole concept is wrong and Ebay should take the auction down!

Comment by scared person — December 23, 2005 #
Now I know why the world is so screwed up, after reading these comments and those for the child support auction. If people have huge arguments over ebay bids, is there any wonder there is war, corruption etc? Chill.

Comment by tired — December 23, 2005 #
Well said “tired”. I agree completely

Comment by Tina — December 23, 2005 #
there is something serioulsy wrong with people who try to sell their relationship on ebay, loser

Comment by sofie — December 25, 2005 #
OK….is it just me or is the whole idea of eBay dating just a TAD creepy???

Comment by Tebeca — December 28, 2005 #
Thank you tebeca, I’m not the only one who thinks that ebay dating is creepy…..so you want to go out sometime?

Comment by jaja — December 29, 2005 #
he’s willing to give me a chance?!? Nah! Sorry buddy, But I’ll definately pass…

Comment by Kayla — January 4, 2006 #
hahahahaha LMAO at least put a fake pic up

Comment by Anonymous — January 7, 2006 #

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